Raising kids/Congratulation to Jerry thread

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  • #3099
    Avatar photoOl’ Ben
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    I have a while to go before I can have my own little clone running around, but I am looking forward to it someday. I can’t wait to be able to raise a kid, it seems so far away for some guys that they don’t think about it, but it is one of the most important things that will happen to a guy.

    I basically want to raise a genius child, I got half the genes, now finding a suitable mate is the next move. Think of it as crafting the perfect child, kinda like a Yoda/Huke mix, with a bit of Han thrown in there

    In all seriousness though, I wanted to post congratulating Jerry on his achievement. You’ve done something Hank Hill could never dream of. Haha.

    Perhaps we can suggest silly things for Jerry to do with this new child? Like Bryan’s idea on a show a long time ago, where you teach the kid all the wrong sayings, “You know what they say, two heads are better, to tango”

    #31206
    Avatar photoBucho
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    Who’s Jerry?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #31207
    Avatar photoBucho
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    Also, I’m really happy for Jerry.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #31210
    Avatar photoori-STUDFARM
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    @Bucho 48772 wrote:

    Who’s Jerry?

    He’s a little brown mouse…lives in a house with a blue cat named Tom and a black lady who stands on chairs a lot and wear stripy socks…


    BIG JOBBIES

    #31204
    Avatar photoVersion3
    Keymaster

    and is rendered in real time.

    #31208
    Avatar photoLarkitect
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    and is from the future…

    where the poopin’ bears dominate the planet.

    zIMG_2463-churchill-polar-bear-poop.jpg

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #31205
    Avatar photoVersion3
    Keymaster

    I see no Charmin.

    #31211
    Avatar photoori-STUDFARM
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    What a little turd for such a big animal….and he looks so pained passing it. I’m guessing a polar’s anus is very tight….so tight…..so nice and comfy and snug and…..

    ……be right back!


    BIG JOBBIES

    #31209
    Avatar photoLarkitect
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    @Version3 48792 wrote:

    I see no Charmin.

    okay, smartass, two things:

    1. polar bears are environmentally friendly, so they don’t use charmin.

    and

    B. i didn’t think about it when i posted that pic.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

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