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Anyone hear the new commercials for these on the radio? “Only you can prevent forest fires, dude.”
Okay, that’s not what Smokey says, but it’s what I heard. Because Sam Elliot is the new voice of Smokey The Bear.
Smokey: “There’s just one thing dude, do you have to start so many fires?”
Dude: Throwing down a lit cigarette “What the fuck are you talking about?”
Smokey: “Have it your way, dude. Only you can prevent forest fires. Take ‘er easy there dude.”I heard all that.
that’s funny. it kind of reminds me of The Big Lebowski. Sam Elliot is in that movie and there’s a guy in it that they call “the dude”. you should watch it, Captain, i bet you’d like it.
yeah, that was funnier in my head and i should probably just delete this and not even post it but i feel compelled to impart a little stupidity into a forum where none is needed.
so there.
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My essence still senses Bucho's women.
It took me until the second sentence to figure out where you were going with it. Come to think of it, the first thing I posted was funnier in my head than it is on this page. This thread is made of pure unfiltered dumb.
This thread makes me sad not to be American. We don’t get Sam Elliot ads, although we have had a couple of Sam Neill ones over the years. And we had that Jango Fett commercial for adult diapers. But apart from that, no screen legends in our commercials.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
i wish they’d reboot BJ and the Bear[/b].
and no, Bucho, that’s not an old 80’s bestiality porn movie.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
I remember BJ and his best friend bear….the non-bear looking monkey. He stopped an illegal moonshine smuggling ring.
Would that mean that BJ and The Dukes Of Hazard County would fight if they met? And who’d win?
BIG JOBBIESonly because they’d shoot arrows with dynamite strapped on to each arrow. Yeah, that’s not going to have an effect on aerodynamics or accuracy. Not in Hazzard County anyway.
I like it cos the doors don’t open….Fuckin’ retards! Don’t they know thats just a fire trap!
BIG JOBBIESThey are welded shut to reinforce the frame –lotsa bush-as-a-ramp-to-clear-an-entire-ravine-to-make-a-last-minute-getaway to do.
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