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  • #3085
    Avatar photoLarkitect
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    quick scenario for you guys.

    names, places, events all changed per the usual reasons.

    Rob from switchedON is on vacation in Hawaii. some jackhole from work calls him for a specific piece of info that should be readily available to anyone not on vacation in Hawaii.

    being the good natured fellow he is (please hold your laughter. like i said, i changed stuff for dramatic purposes.) he decides to spend an hour tracking the info down.

    Rob calls back in with the info only to be told “oh, that’s okay. we got it.”

    at which point Rob can only huff out an irritated “‘kay” and waits a couple beats during which there is complete silence.

    with seemingly no conversation taking place, Rob simply hangs up. suddenly Rob’s phone rings. it’s work. Rob answers to a “hey, did you hang up on me?”

    with nothing to hide Rob says “yes” only to be chastised for this rude behavior.

    so my question is this: did Rob technically “hang up” on the other person?

    oh, and apologies for the Saliva reference in the title.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #31109
    Avatar photorob
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    Yes, but fuck them. Everyone knows that I have a problem with authority, especially authority that is dumb as a bag of pickled toothpicks.

    #31107
    Avatar photoBucho
    Participant

    Hard to say. What was Rob wearing?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #31110
    Avatar photoLarkitect
    Participant

    He was au naturale, of course. 🙂

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #31102
    Avatar photoVersion3
    Keymaster

    Yes you did. And you should have. Who chastised Rob for his rudeness? A peer? A supervisor? Yeah fuck them. If I were in Rob’s place, I’d have said “Oh you got what you needed? Oh okay, sorry it took me so long, it must be the time difference from where I’m on vacation with my family, and where you are back at the office with all of the other people who probably weren’t aware that they should look for the answer where THEY are!” -Then I’d have hung up.

    Fuck people. It doesn’t matter if it was a supervisor or not, it’s their role that commands respect and or a sense of urgency, not the person. In fact, it’s been my experience that the person can nullify damn near any amount of those things endowed upon them by their position; it’s just a sliding scale to the top.

    If it wasn’t anyone of consequence, Rob should punch them in the dick when he returns to the office.

    Wait, I thought Rob was a jobless whore now?

    #31111
    Avatar photoLarkitect
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    jobless whore? now there’s an interesting ponderable. how does a whore know she’s jobless? and you know what else? you don’t really ever see homeless midgets.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #31103
    Avatar photoVersion3
    Keymaster

    That’s just because they are easier to ignore, being under your line of sight and all.

    #31104
    Avatar photoVersion3
    Keymaster

    If there is a hell, I’ve probably got a special place reserved there for me based on that remark.

    #31112
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    @Version3 48634 wrote:

    If there is a hell, I’ve probably got a special place reserved there for me based on that remark.

    based on some of the things we’ve all heard you say on the show, i’d say a crack about midgets is the least of your “going to hell” offenses. 🙂

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #31105
    Avatar photoVersion3
    Keymaster

    yeah, nobody butt-hole fucked their short little dead mothers, so I guess you are right about that.

    #31113
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    @Version3 48637 wrote:

    yeah, nobody butt-hole fucked their short little dead mothers, so I guess you are right about that.

    reading that made me a little sad. it reminded me of Bing. 🙁

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #31106
    Avatar photoVersion3
    Keymaster

    Has anyone called or gone over there to see if the body is still stinking? What the hell happened to him?

    #31114
    Avatar photoLarkitect
    Participant

    he gets a search engine named after him and suddenly he’s too good for us?

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #31118
    Avatar photoori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    If he’s now past tense, shouldn’t he be referred to as Bung?


    BIG JOBBIES

    #31115
    Avatar photoLarkitect
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    his name is Bung and apparently he’s fallen into a deep dark hole.

    yes – as you may have suspected – possibly a bung hole.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

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