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  • September 1, 2011 at 8:46 pm #2991
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    one county over from me. looks like this could be the work of bing.

    iBing?

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    SPARTANBURG COUNTY, S.C. — A woman at an Upstate McDonald’s thought she was getting an iPad at a bargain price, but instead she got a very expensive piece of wood.

    Ashley McDowell, 22, said she was getting food at about 10 p.m. Monday when two men approached her in the parking lot. The men showed McDowell a new iPad, and told her that they had bought several of them in bulk at a good price and had them in FedEx boxes in the trunk of their car.

    The men offered to sell McDowell one of the iPads for $300. She told them that she only had $180, and they agreed to sell her one for that amount.

    The men gave McDowell a FedEx box. Once at home, she opened it and found a piece of wood painted black with an Apple logo on it.

    McDowell said the men were in a white Chevy Impala with no rims and untinted windows. She said one of the men had a gold tooth.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    September 2, 2011 at 12:15 pm #30096
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    I think it’s hilarious that “no rims” is part of the description. Were the police working from a stereotype here? I think so.

    September 2, 2011 at 8:14 pm #30120
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    I’m sure I saw that stunt pulled in Mo’ Money. But they did it wrong. Instead of driving away, you are supposed to fake an overdose and cause the “customer” to run away. Amateurs!!


    BIG JOBBIES

    September 4, 2011 at 3:56 am #30104
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    I’m pretty sure this isn’t Bing.

    2mwaz9v.jpg

    September 4, 2011 at 1:34 pm #30121
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    …but I bet he’s in there!

    ….somewhere!


    BIG JOBBIES

    September 4, 2011 at 4:16 pm #30097
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    Keymaster

    Where can I get one of those couches? They must be indestructable!

    September 6, 2011 at 3:34 am #30113
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    one question: with that much fat, are clothes really necessary?

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    September 6, 2011 at 5:28 am #30105
    digitaltopia
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    At that stage, we call clothes “sanity guards”.

    September 6, 2011 at 7:24 am #30100
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    Aka “soul shields”.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    September 8, 2011 at 1:54 am #30114
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    i first read “sanity guards” as “sanitary guards”. i guess either one fits.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    September 8, 2011 at 4:15 am #30106
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    @Larkitect 47670 wrote:

    i first read “sanity guards” as “sanitary guards”. i guess either one fits.

    Only if they’re the right size!

    September 8, 2011 at 3:59 pm #30122
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    Do they come in elephant?


    BIG JOBBIES

    September 9, 2011 at 4:45 am #30115
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    @ori-STUDFARM 47677 wrote:

    Do they come in elephant?

    why not. it’s not like the elephant could get pregnant from a dude.

    but what does that have to do with her clothes?

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    September 11, 2011 at 7:23 am #30101
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    @Larkitect 47683 wrote:

    why not. it’s not like the elephant could get pregnant from a dude.

    They can’t? You mean I’ve wasted years not fucking elephants because I was erroneously afraid that I couldn’t afford baby elephant man support payments?!?

    Hot damn, I’m off to India on the next avaiable flight!

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    September 12, 2011 at 2:02 am #30116
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    luckily i’ve not wasted the years like you have. i realized early on that male elephants can’t get pregnant.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

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