Places where you can’t touch yourself

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  • April 7, 2011 at 11:41 pm #2862
    digitaltopia
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    On your neighbor’s forehead.

    April 8, 2011 at 12:13 am #29248
    Avatar photoBucho
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    Goddammit Digi, why didn’t you tell me this yesterday?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    April 8, 2011 at 12:19 am #29252
    digitaltopia
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    It has something to do with the space-time differential between here and New Zealand.

    April 8, 2011 at 12:42 am #29249
    Avatar photoBucho
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    Oh yeah, it actually is yesterday where you are.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    April 8, 2011 at 1:29 am #29253
    digitaltopia
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    Yeah, you see?

    Another place where you can’t touch yourself. In the line at the grocery store.

    April 8, 2011 at 1:39 am #29250
    Avatar photoBucho
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    Standing next to granddad’s coffin.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    April 8, 2011 at 2:26 am #29254
    digitaltopia
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    Hosing the dog off outside.

    April 8, 2011 at 2:47 am #29245
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    Keymaster

    Holding hands with your niece.

    April 8, 2011 at 3:05 am #29255
    digitaltopia
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    While sitting in your front yard selling tickets for an upcoming “Jerk and Pony Show”.

    April 8, 2011 at 3:37 am #29251
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    While making balloon animals at the church cook-off.

    April 8, 2011 at 3:44 am #29246
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    Keymaster

    While making clam chowder for the church cook-off

    April 8, 2011 at 9:02 am #29256
    digitaltopia
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    While holding Lark’s hand.

    April 9, 2011 at 8:30 am #29257
    Avatar photoLarkitect
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    while you’re using the church’s clam chowder to drown Oprah Winfrey.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    April 9, 2011 at 1:15 pm #29247
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    Keymaster

    I’m pretty sure you CAN do it then… probably even at the funeral afterward, unless you are holding your niece’s hand again.

    April 9, 2011 at 10:48 pm #29258
    Avatar photoLarkitect
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    nothing ruins a good murder/funeral quicker than incest.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

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