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1. Cheap Trick
2. The Kardashians
3. Anyone from Jersey Shore
4. Lima Beans
5. Wasps and Mosquitoes
6. People
7. My inner tube around my midsectioncan’t disagree with any of those.
1. oprah
2. people that stop at intersections for which there is no stop sign simply because there are cars stopped – at clearly posted and visible stop signs – on either side of the intersection, thereby making an impromptu 4-way stop.
3. people that don’t understand the dynamics of a legitimate 4-way stop.
4. people that lump wasps and mosquitoes together in lists that are clearly one item per number lists.
5. that stupid “rock-a-bye” song from shawn mullins.
6. rock stars that throw a concert to raise money for japan and actually think they have done something meaningful.
7. people that hold the door open for you when you are clearly far enough away that it would be okay for them not to. so
then you feel the need to walk faster because they’re holding the door open for you. and then you feel compelled to thank them even though you wish they hadn’t bothered.8. people that fucking won’t hold the door open for a fucking microsecond when you are clearly fucking reaching for it and it fucking slams fucking shut as your fucking hand is fucking reaching for it you fucker!
9. those old internet links that people would send you that would end with someone screaming at you.
10. wireless carriers that try to charge you for throughput instead of bandwidth and act like data packets are some sort of limited resource that must be rationed out to us, the plebeian masses. even though the telco giants got massive government subsidies years ago to build up their infrastructures they now want to spoon feed us speed increases and call it 4G even though it’s not what the rest of the world considers 4G.
11. people that go on rants on simple “i hate” lists. 🙂
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1. Not being a millionaire.
2. Injuries.
3. Rob not being a millionaire.
4. Laser guns not being real.
5. The way box jellyfish sneak into your house and wait until you go to the toilet in the middle of the night and then they wait on the bathroom floor and it’s dark and you’re groggy and you step on them and die horribly in a spasming agony of massive organ failure within minutes while they laugh at you.
6. The lack of nude Beyonce pics.- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
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6. People (I didn’t feel like being specific, but of course this includes:
a. people who cut me off in traffic and in general act like they’re the most important person on the road
b. people who like to appear smart when it’s clear that they’re fucktards
c. people who “make it” and buy cars that they are now too old to drive properly
d. Republicans
e. people whose happiness depends on the success of their local sports/college/high school team
f. stuck-up retards (never met one, but if they exist, they surely suck)
g. the makers of “Beverly Hills Chihuahua”
h. Billy the Kid
i. religious fanatics
j. Democrats
8. Making it on someone else’s hate list because I lumped wasps and mosquitoes together when I clearly meant “flying pests”, also including yellowjackets, flies and june bugs
9. Pigeons (not all birds, just pigeons — they’re dumb looking and shit on everything)
10. Political correctness
11. Waking up to go to work
12. Work12. People that retroactively amend their hate list to include yellowjackets as pests when they are more scientifically referred to as “scary motherfuckers”. (them sumbitches be comin’ up out tha ground, yo!)
[And seems like I remember a Rob story about yellowjackets and lawnmowers.]
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@rob 46486 wrote:
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6. h. Billy the Kid[/quote]
You don’t enjoy the Young Guns movies? Awwww shit, I love those movies.
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Eh, that one was a throwaway, meant for the humorous stomach shakes. I mean, is there anybody alive who actually has something against Billy the Kid?
Edit: Oh, and the story was bumblebees. But you’re correct, sir, yellow jackets are not pleasurable creatures.
@rob 46496 wrote:
Eh, that one was a throwaway, meant for the humorous stomach shakes. I mean, is there anybody alive who actually has something against Billy the Kid?
Edit: Oh, and the story was bumblebees. But you’re correct, sir, yellow jackets are not pleasurable creatures.
Oh, I thought it was some Texas vs New Mexico rivalry rearing its cowboy head.
Also, Robby’s Bee vs Lawnmower story can be found in SOS-009 (27 March 2005) at 18:29.
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Well, I REALLY have a website set aside for just this kind of thing… but I’m currently trying to see which one I’ll cave in on first: writing a hate post, or posting a show.
1. Reality Show “Stars”
2. Reality Shows
3. Oprah’s popularity
4. Oprah
5. Popularity
6. The fact that I have to bandwagon the very awesome and true #5 from Larkitect’s first post (I want to stab that fucking song in and about the chorus and neck).
7. Beyonce pics
8. People who made it onto these lists
9. The other people
10. Having to do anything for anyone. Ever.
11. Trends
12. Teenager lingo (fuck I’m old now)
13. Kathy Griffin
14. People who like Kathy Griffin
15. Kathy Griffin again, in case she escaped #13 without ceasing to exist
16. Not wearing Minka Kelly’s various orifices as a all-day wear condom.
17. Lawyers
18. Politicians
19. Lawyers who become politicians
20. People who aspire to become lawyers or politicians, or lawyers who become politicians.Yellow Jackets don’t live in the ground… they build colony nests just like other wasps (yj’s are wasps by the way). Hornets have similar behavior, however they will live in hollowed out items like trees (down in the ‘hole’) or even in the ground. So those big fuckers that are yellow and black, that like like the 1985 Arnold Schwarzenegger version of a wasp? Yeah, that’s a hornet. I’m betting I make “someone’s” list for that little tid-bit.
21. The fact that we have so few listeners now, that Bucho has to be the current Newman; making him the third one after Rusty discovered girls and heroin. and girls on heroin (probably).
But you can rise again if you have the will to. I believe in that like a man possesed by the wind.
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13. People that correct other people’s “hate list” with actual facts.
14. Podcasts that only talk about hornets being high instead of actual useful and factual information that someone can use on a “hate list” should the unlikely opportunity ever arise.
15. Yellow jackets.
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16. self-referential thread posts.
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