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September 9, 2010 at 5:03 pm #2594
Bing
Participantnot as gay as the title but the questions is…..
Who do you think you could beat up (or not).
Something tells me that guy Brook Hogan would hand me my testicles on a platter.
I would totally beat the gay out of Clay Aiken.
George Lucas would be a bloody Hutt turd after a few rounds with me.
I’m not sure which one I would want to try my luck against, Picard or Riker.
I have a weird feeling Neil Patrick Harris is a deadly ninja warrior and I might not make it out alive.anyone?
thoughts?, opinions?
rants?September 9, 2010 at 7:57 pm #27338Bucho
ParticipantI could totally defeat the bejesus out of the chick from Twilight.
The dog from the Beethoven movies would destroy me and make me his bitch. So would Miley Cyrus.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
September 10, 2010 at 1:10 am #27352Larkitect
Participanti could slap oprah hard enough to knock her wig off.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
September 10, 2010 at 3:54 am #27339Bucho
ParticipantI’m 80% sure I could be Betty White’s worst nightmare.
I would run for the hills if the late-80s Olsen Twins came gunning for me.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
September 10, 2010 at 4:12 am #27353Larkitect
Participanti could take britney spears and paris hilton. is it bad i only want to inflict violence upon female celebrities?
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
September 10, 2010 at 9:52 am #27340Bucho
ParticipantI would break Kermit The Frog in half.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
September 10, 2010 at 12:18 pm #27344September 10, 2010 at 7:51 pm #27341Bucho
ParticipantKermit the Frog is a dude?
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
September 10, 2010 at 8:10 pm #27348Bing
ParticipantRob- You’re not playing the game properly.
Lark-celebs aren’t real so there’s no such thing as violence against women with them.
September 10, 2010 at 10:14 pm #27345September 11, 2010 at 7:55 am #27354Larkitect
Participant@Bing 44758 wrote:
Lark-celebs aren’t real so there’s no such thing as violence against women with them.
well in that case.
rosie o’donell. shovel. face.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
September 16, 2010 at 9:23 pm #27349Bing
ParticipantKim Kardashitian
Tank, tactical nuke, and fire!
September 17, 2010 at 3:47 am #27346rob
ParticipantI don’t think I would have a chance, but I’d really like to kick the shit out of Mark Wahlberg. Seriously, fuck that guy.
I just watched the trailer for The Fighter. It’s got Marky Fuckin Mark, Amy Adams and Christian Bale. The trailer showed the whole damn story. Thanks, now I don’t need to see the movie.
He sucks sucks sucks. “Oh, he was good in Boogie Ni-” shut the fuck up. No he wasn’t. He was clueless and stupid the whole time. That’s not talent. You liked the movie, i get it. I liked it, too, but that doesn’t mean Mr. Feel-It-Feel-It’s fuckin’ Spencer Tracy.
Can you think of any movie where his character actually has an arc? No, you can’t.
Hey, you good vibrations fuckin’ shitdick – act smart. Seriously. Make the audience believe you’re actually thinking about something. Nope, can’t do it, can you, you fuckin’ dancing townie retard, can you?
So, uh, yeah. Mark Wahlberg.
September 17, 2010 at 12:37 pm #27350Bing
ParticipantI liked him in planet of the apes where all he does he breathe heavy in nearly every single scene he’s in.
Attack him with a mirror that’ll give you the advantage by confusing him into thinking he is fistfighting God.
September 18, 2010 at 10:37 am #27342Bucho
ParticipantHaha, that was awesome Rob.
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