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  • #2594
    Bing
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    not as gay as the title but the questions is…..

    Who do you think you could beat up (or not).

    Something tells me that guy Brook Hogan would hand me my testicles on a platter.
    I would totally beat the gay out of Clay Aiken.
    George Lucas would be a bloody Hutt turd after a few rounds with me.
    I’m not sure which one I would want to try my luck against, Picard or Riker.
    I have a weird feeling Neil Patrick Harris is a deadly ninja warrior and I might not make it out alive.

    anyone?
    thoughts?, opinions?
    rants?

    #27338
    Avatar photoBucho
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    I could totally defeat the bejesus out of the chick from Twilight.

    The dog from the Beethoven movies would destroy me and make me his bitch. So would Miley Cyrus.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #27352
    Avatar photoLarkitect
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    i could slap oprah hard enough to knock her wig off.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #27339
    Avatar photoBucho
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    I’m 80% sure I could be Betty White’s worst nightmare.

    I would run for the hills if the late-80s Olsen Twins came gunning for me.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #27353
    Avatar photoLarkitect
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    i could take britney spears and paris hilton. is it bad i only want to inflict violence upon female celebrities?

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #27340
    Avatar photoBucho
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    I would break Kermit The Frog in half.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #27344
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    @Bucho 44750 wrote:

    I would break Kermit The Frog in half.

    By fucking him?

    #27341
    Avatar photoBucho
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    Kermit the Frog is a dude?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #27348
    Bing
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    Rob- You’re not playing the game properly.

    Lark-celebs aren’t real so there’s no such thing as violence against women with them.

    #27345
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    I think I could beat the living hell out of Kirk Douglas. And maybe this.

    #27354
    Avatar photoLarkitect
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    @Bing 44758 wrote:

    Lark-celebs aren’t real so there’s no such thing as violence against women with them.

    well in that case.

    rosie o’donell. shovel. face.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #27349
    Bing
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    Kim Kardashitian

    Tank, tactical nuke, and fire!

    #27346
    Avatar photorob
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    I don’t think I would have a chance, but I’d really like to kick the shit out of Mark Wahlberg. Seriously, fuck that guy.

    I just watched the trailer for The Fighter. It’s got Marky Fuckin Mark, Amy Adams and Christian Bale. The trailer showed the whole damn story. Thanks, now I don’t need to see the movie.

    He sucks sucks sucks. “Oh, he was good in Boogie Ni-” shut the fuck up. No he wasn’t. He was clueless and stupid the whole time. That’s not talent. You liked the movie, i get it. I liked it, too, but that doesn’t mean Mr. Feel-It-Feel-It’s fuckin’ Spencer Tracy.

    Can you think of any movie where his character actually has an arc? No, you can’t.

    Hey, you good vibrations fuckin’ shitdick – act smart. Seriously. Make the audience believe you’re actually thinking about something. Nope, can’t do it, can you, you fuckin’ dancing townie retard, can you?

    So, uh, yeah. Mark Wahlberg.

    #27350
    Bing
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    I liked him in planet of the apes where all he does he breathe heavy in nearly every single scene he’s in.

    Attack him with a mirror that’ll give you the advantage by confusing him into thinking he is fistfighting God.

    #27342
    Avatar photoBucho
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    Haha, that was awesome Rob.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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