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I heard he’s also an astronaut and a racecar driver and a secret agent and a sea captain and a gigolo. Can either of you guys confirm this?
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
No, but I have seen him pour a new foundation for a picnic pavilion underfunded by the state of Missouri, heard a first-hand account of how he predicted and advised geologists and oceanographers on the effect of tectonic plate movements on the temperature on the floor of the North Sea, read an article on how he provided character inspiration for the Old Spice guy, and that he is one hell of a fry cook. Though I think the last one is a hobby?
He’s a dream come true is what he is. Men want to be him and women want to be men who want to … wait … women want to be with men who … no … men want women to be him who …
God damn it.
Can we all just agree that he’s a dream come true?
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
I made this painting of Joseph Gordon Levitt taking some exercise.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
I didn’t know he was such a swashbuckler.
But fuck him. Seriously. Fuck him for being so talented. He’s talented like Chuck Norris is filled with asskickery.
@rob 44766 wrote:
I didn’t know he was such a swashbuckler.
But fuck him. Seriously. Fuck him for being so talented. He’s talented like Chuck Norris is filled with asskickery.
so basically if there was one less y chromosome in the universe they could have sex and create the most awesome human being on the face of the earth? man that sucks.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
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