-and is it fucking, or just masturbation? The definition doesn’t rule out you having two bodies at the same time, with only manipulated linear time and the perception that accompanies it to separate the two… it’s practically your right hand, rights? Guys?
no (i’m not gay).
no (it was determined in the late 90’s that this wasn’t actually sex).
no (it’s okay as long as your junk doesn’t touch his/your junk).
no (can’t see it from behind. guess i should have answered “yes” to question #1).