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August 18, 2010 at 9:48 pm #2555
Bing
ParticipantI ain’t no fayg (not that there’s anything wrong with that) but all us boob lovin manly men sometimes just need a guy we feel comfortable around and wanna hang with. AND SO!!!
THE MAN CRUSH!
List some, list all, be a dick and list none at all.
(these must be current, so hanging out with Abe Lincoln is not viable)
Daniel Tosh
Jim Breuer
Baba Booeythere’s 3 to get the ball rolling, (or frozen in homophobia….whatever you buncha queers)
Much love,
BingAugust 19, 2010 at 1:02 am #27102Larkitect
Participantmatthew mcconaughey
paul walker
chris evans
ryan reynoldswhat i find most disturbing is how quickly i typed this list. i didn’t have to think on it at all. i just knew.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
August 19, 2010 at 3:19 am #27096rob
ParticipantGuy Fieri
Trent Reznor
Zach GalifianakisAugust 19, 2010 at 11:01 am #27094Bucho
ParticipantChuck Yeager
Lemmy Kilmister
Laird Hamilton
Bing- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
August 19, 2010 at 8:19 pm #27099Bing
ParticipantFuckin A++++ on Chuck Yeager!!!
Now that’s a real man. I hear he makes Chuck Norris cry like a BITCH
August 20, 2010 at 12:01 am #27097rob
ParticipantChuck Yeager…wasn’t he in Ghostbusters?
August 20, 2010 at 12:22 am #27100Bing
Participantthat’s right he was Slimer’s stunt double
(Don’t make me come kick your ass)
August 20, 2010 at 2:09 am #27098rob
ParticipantOh, my bad. Dan Aykroyd said, “Hey, Dean Yeager!” Sorry about that. So, Chuck Yeager…what did he do, invent the slip and slide or something?
Calm down, Bing, I know who the fuck Chuck Yeager is. Jesus, can’t a guy tell a joke around here? 😀
August 20, 2010 at 3:17 am #27095Bucho
Participant@Bing 44505 wrote:
Fuckin A++++ on Chuck Yeager!!!
Now that’s a real man. I hear he makes Chuck Norris cry like a BITCH
Fuckin A right brother, I’ve read his autobiography about six times. That guy was a genuine legend long before he ever went out to Edwards, being a double ace and all. Not to mention his awesome medal winning escape from enemy territory where he helped that dude whose leg was all fucked up across the Pyrenees.
Also, I found out there’s a new Lemmy doco out and about.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c59-nTHjGg
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
August 20, 2010 at 5:07 am #27093Version3
KeymasterI’d love to spend some time asking what the fuck you guys are smoking with some of these choices, but I guess you didn’t ask for my opinion, just my answers.
Tom Hanks
Tony Hawk
Seth GreenI do like seeing the McConaughey make the list, because I think the guy is a dopey actor, still kinda like him, but he just seems like a really fun dude to hang out with. I like Guy being on your list Rob, because he seems like such an every day guy… but that would probably always keep him off my list, because he is. -And I hang out with every day people… every day.
I’d also obviously keep Al Yankovic on such a list at all times, but I’d prefer it when he were not being 100% the entertainer. There is enough real “him” in there at all times, but you can tell when he’s got the dial turned up. I’d rather walk around a Walmart with the guy and have normal conversations. That said, this is probably the #1 or #2 guy I’d ever like to have on a full episode of the show. Especially if we were doing one of those strange food bits.
The other #1 or #2 guy would be Seth Green. I think not only would he fit right in, but I think he’d be a dangerously fantastic contributor. On second thought, if he were around, I’d be even one more notch down as the funniest on the show, losing bronze and getting… what’s 4th, rusty tin?
August 22, 2010 at 6:11 pm #27101Bing
ParticipantI’d love to spend some time asking what the fuck you guys are smoking with some of these choices, but I guess you didn’t ask for my opinion, just my answers.
That’s my Captain
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