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oh my god heheheheh hahahaha (sound of Bryan falling out of chair…..)
Ha-mutherfuckin-Ha you cunt cum bucket of a whore you. Best pic of her I’ve ever seen.
God Bless Eddie Izzard
Nice.
She brought the tears and even tried to use the old “working with the children” card.
Mick Jagger should watch it. Because I did find satisfaction in that.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
No. Not good.
It shouldn’t have been 90 days. It shouldn’t even be 90 years.
For about 39 seconds, she had a future. She was going to be America’s Sweetheart. She was going to be this generation’s Ann Margret – incredibly sexy, a pin-up with great comedic timing. And then…well, we all know what happened.
She should die by firing squad. On Pay Per View.
Or better yet, the verdict goes down like this. “Ms. Lohan, you have disappointed everyone – the little girls that looked up to you, and all the guys who prefer a little innocence and class. You are now less of a person than you’ve ever been, and you are a public joke. There is nothing you can ever do to make up for the fuck up you have become, so your verdict is this:
Ever seen The Terminator? Good movie about time traveling robot killers intent on the utter destruction of the human race? That’s not fiction – they are real, and we are now in complete control of all the Terminators that were never used. We are going to send one back in time to May 1st, 2004.
Oh, you remember that date, don’t you? Yes, that’s right – the day after the premiere of Mean Girls. The day that many Americans realized what a star you could be.
The Terminator will be programmed to destroy everything to do with you, along with your fucked up mom, your fucked up dad, and your fucked up manly looking sister. You will all tragically die in a fiery bus crash, not unlike Speed.
What? What’s that, you say? Haha, you silly idiot fuck. Of course we can do that. We’ve done it before. And we will do it again. We are going to save everyone who’s ever been a fan of yours the disappointment of watching you fuck up your life and career over and over and over.
Better you die a tragic death in your prime than have anyone suffer what you’ve put us all through. May God have mercy on your soul, because we don’t.”
I may have taken her fall from grace a little personally.
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