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  • #2520
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    that little video gay predator video by bing led me down a dark and twisty road. eventually i found this video.

    now what makes this video interesting isn’t just the crackwhore. we’ve all seen those. but the confession of incest along with the guy behind the camera sounding just like john turturro made this a video i just had to post.

    confessions

    this video stole second place from a life support porn video. but i’m not posting it. i do have standards.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #26791
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    here’s a bonus video for shock factor only. no blood or bodily secretions of any kind. just a bulge in a guys stomach. a bulge from what going where? i won’t tell.

    death by dildo

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #26779
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    That site’s a fucking nightmare, opening up new windows all over the place.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #26792
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    really? sorry dude. wouldn’t do that to you on purpose.

    i run firefox with flash and script blockers, so i don’t always know when a site is going to do that.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #26780
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    I have the popup blockers enabled but they still busted on in. I guess I’ll just go ahead and blame Microsoft.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #26793
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    i’ve often wondered how pop-up blockers work in your country. how do you know you’re shooting the right pigeon?

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #26781
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    The “right” pigeon is the one you hit.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #26785
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    I’ve always wanted to know how anal sex works on your country. How do you bring it up?

    #26794
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    @rob 44092 wrote:

    I’ve always wanted to know how anal sex works on your country. How do you bring it up?

    trick question bucho! don’t fall for rob’s chicanery. everyone knows animals don’t talk. not even the sheep in New Zealand.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #26782
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    That’s why I had to become skilled in the use of dog whistles.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #26795
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    @Bucho 44096 wrote:

    That’s why I had to become skilled in the use of dog whistles.

    you are the zamfir of dog whistlers i’m sure.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #26783
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    Even better. Do you know that here in the Antipodes and throughout South East Asia as well as Patagonia and the coastal towns of Madagascar and Sri Lanka they actually refer to Zamfir as the Bucho of pan flautists. Such is my mastery.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #26796
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    @Bucho 44101 wrote:

    Even better. Do you know that here in the Antipodes and throughout South East Asia as well as Patagonia and the coastal towns of Madagascar and Sri Lanka they actually refer to Zamfir as the Bucho of pan flautists. Such is my mastery.

    preaching to the choir buddy.

    preaching to the choir.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #26788
    Bing
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    @rob 44092 wrote:

    I’ve always wanted to know how anal sex works on your country. How do you bring it up?

    It’s a primitive, savage land Rob so I assume permission from the father is required for anal savagery….last time I heard, the “suitor” had to offer the parents observation rights which then resulted in a decision of a fight to the death by anus. The winner keeps fucking the loser.

    ….but this is old info

    #26777
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    That’s the traditional way. Nowadays it seems the popular way is just to declare to the object of your affection “I wanna punch your colon repeatedly with my cock. You wanna?”

    As for how it works in other countries, I’ve heard that in the Southern Hemisphere, the sphincter contracts counter clock-wise.

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