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May 30, 2010 at 10:25 pm #2520
Larkitect
Participantthat little video gay predator video by bing led me down a dark and twisty road. eventually i found this video.
now what makes this video interesting isn’t just the crackwhore. we’ve all seen those. but the confession of incest along with the guy behind the camera sounding just like john turturro made this a video i just had to post.
this video stole second place from a life support porn video. but i’m not posting it. i do have standards.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
May 30, 2010 at 10:40 pm #26791Larkitect
Participanthere’s a bonus video for shock factor only. no blood or bodily secretions of any kind. just a bulge in a guys stomach. a bulge from what going where? i won’t tell.
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May 31, 2010 at 3:50 am #26779Bucho
ParticipantThat site’s a fucking nightmare, opening up new windows all over the place.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
May 31, 2010 at 4:12 am #26792Larkitect
Participantreally? sorry dude. wouldn’t do that to you on purpose.
i run firefox with flash and script blockers, so i don’t always know when a site is going to do that.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
May 31, 2010 at 9:33 am #26780Bucho
ParticipantI have the popup blockers enabled but they still busted on in. I guess I’ll just go ahead and blame Microsoft.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
May 31, 2010 at 8:24 pm #26793Larkitect
Participanti’ve often wondered how pop-up blockers work in your country. how do you know you’re shooting the right pigeon?
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
May 31, 2010 at 9:36 pm #26781Bucho
ParticipantThe “right” pigeon is the one you hit.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
June 1, 2010 at 7:04 pm #26785rob
ParticipantI’ve always wanted to know how anal sex works on your country. How do you bring it up?
June 1, 2010 at 11:19 pm #26794Larkitect
Participant@rob 44092 wrote:
I’ve always wanted to know how anal sex works on your country. How do you bring it up?
trick question bucho! don’t fall for rob’s chicanery. everyone knows animals don’t talk. not even the sheep in New Zealand.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
June 2, 2010 at 2:27 am #26782Bucho
ParticipantThat’s why I had to become skilled in the use of dog whistles.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
June 2, 2010 at 6:27 am #26795Larkitect
Participant@Bucho 44096 wrote:
That’s why I had to become skilled in the use of dog whistles.
you are the zamfir of dog whistlers i’m sure.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
June 2, 2010 at 10:35 am #26783Bucho
ParticipantEven better. Do you know that here in the Antipodes and throughout South East Asia as well as Patagonia and the coastal towns of Madagascar and Sri Lanka they actually refer to Zamfir as the Bucho of pan flautists. Such is my mastery.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
June 2, 2010 at 2:21 pm #26796Larkitect
Participant@Bucho 44101 wrote:
Even better. Do you know that here in the Antipodes and throughout South East Asia as well as Patagonia and the coastal towns of Madagascar and Sri Lanka they actually refer to Zamfir as the Bucho of pan flautists. Such is my mastery.
preaching to the choir buddy.
preaching to the choir.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
June 7, 2010 at 12:39 am #26788Bing
Participant@rob 44092 wrote:
I’ve always wanted to know how anal sex works on your country. How do you bring it up?
It’s a primitive, savage land Rob so I assume permission from the father is required for anal savagery….last time I heard, the “suitor” had to offer the parents observation rights which then resulted in a decision of a fight to the death by anus. The winner keeps fucking the loser.
….but this is old info
June 7, 2010 at 2:37 am #26777Version3
KeymasterThat’s the traditional way. Nowadays it seems the popular way is just to declare to the object of your affection “I wanna punch your colon repeatedly with my cock. You wanna?”
As for how it works in other countries, I’ve heard that in the Southern Hemisphere, the sphincter contracts counter clock-wise.
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