How to Get Someone to Stop Talking

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  • July 10, 2006 at 5:25 am #1698
    digitaltopia
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    Here’s one way to get someone to stop talking.

    (09:41:56 PM) Me: I want pretzels.
    (09:41:59 PM) Her: Mmm
    (09:42:10 PM) Me: The big soft kind. With cheese.
    (09:44:30 PM) Me: And duck liver.
    (09:44:40 PM) Her: Ok
    (09:46:14 PM) Me: With a light paisley sauce. And German reindeer horns. Topped with Italian grass. On rye.

    July 10, 2006 at 4:09 pm #20289
    Newman
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    (09:47:00 PM) She has logged off.

    July 10, 2006 at 10:14 pm #20290
    Scatt
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    (09:41:56 PM) Me: I want pretzels.
    (09:41:59 PM) Her: Mmm
    (09:42:10 PM) Me: The kind that are still big even when they’re soft.
    (09:44:40 PM) Her: Ok
    (09:46:14 PM) Me: …and then it gets stiff and it looks like a busted wiffleball bat.
    (09:46:26 PM) Her: Uhh..
    (09:46:57 PM) Me: All yellow from the crusted cheese.

    (09:46:59 PM) User is logged off. The user you are trying to reach is unavailable.

    (10:51:07 PM) Me: …with a big red welt on the side that still reads “Little Tikes” backwards. Mmm.

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