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  • November 26, 2006 at 9:22 am #1536
    Ivan
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    I’m bored and was browsing http://www.urbandictionary.com and came up with this gem:

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    Elvis Presley Volcano

    The Elvis Presley Volcano is a complex sexual technique as described by DarkestDay:

    It is a fairly complicated move to pull off, but if you do it right, you will be A GOD. First, you need a condom, some vinegar, some baking soda, and a funnel.

    So, you then convince your girlfriend to let you have anal sex with her. You put on the condom and put your wang up there, but while you are in there, you pull out but leave the condom in her rectal cavity. Then, you insert the funnel in real stealthy like so she thinks you are back inside her.

    Then, you pour the baking soda in the condom, then, you pour the vinegar in. Then, you grab her ass and clench her ass cheeks together. If you do this right then you will effectively seal the vinegar and baking soda concoction in the condom, not letting it escape. Then, you grab her and shake her up. Then when she asks what you are doing you yell “I’M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!” and let go of her ass. The pressure that has built up in the condom (which is still in her rectal cavity) will be released and she will go hovering around the room.

    Anyone think they can find something better than this on Urban Dictionary?

    November 26, 2006 at 11:09 am #18832
    Avatar photoBucho
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    I’ve got news for you buddy … she didn’t hover.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    November 26, 2006 at 11:33 am #18836
    Scatt
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    Bucho wrote:
    I’ve got news for you buddy … she didn’t hover.

    She just sulked and dripped because she thought she pooped the bed again?

    November 28, 2006 at 3:54 am #18834
    BSherrod
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    Wow……that was….. a striking recreation of Thanksgiving weekend, thanks for bringing that up again.

    November 28, 2006 at 4:25 am #18835
    Avatar photoOctavious
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    Mashed potatoes and gravy all over the walls.

    November 28, 2006 at 9:33 am #18843
    Frank
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    Hell, I thought that was cranberry sauce!!!! Ewwww …..

    Sorry guys, had to do it!

    November 28, 2006 at 9:40 am #18844
    Frank
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    Okay, it’s not as funny, but I thought it was kinda funny:

    1. garza

    fatass teacher who cant get laid and looks at porn durring tech ed classes

    ricardo garza at chisholm trail

    November 28, 2006 at 1:21 pm #18842
    Bing
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    I used to love it when Elvis ended his shows that way.

    November 28, 2006 at 2:48 pm #18831
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    Keymaster

    The first 10-15 rows of an Elvis concert used to look like the front rows of a Gallagher show (covered in plastic)… you just don’t see it much in historical footage.

    November 28, 2006 at 4:10 pm #18840
    Bing
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    “How was the Elvis show?”

    “Dude, it was awesome…we we ALL covered in ass splatter!” “You should’a been there”

    November 28, 2006 at 5:31 pm #18830
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    Keymaster

    Hunka, hunka steaming poo.

    November 28, 2006 at 5:49 pm #18839
    Bing
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    Only poos rush out

    November 28, 2006 at 6:32 pm #18829
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    Keymaster

    I’m all shook up

    November 28, 2006 at 6:57 pm #18833
    ROSS
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    Heres a good one I just found, I found it pretty damm funny:
    3. egg mcmuffin

    When you crack and egg on a chick’s ass before you penetrate it, using the raw egg as a lubricant and degrader.

    I ran out of anal ez so I just pulled an egg mcmuffin on the bitch.

    Another point worthy of note would be that on urban dictionary there are 64 definitions for the word RETARD!

    November 28, 2006 at 8:45 pm #18848
    Ivan
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    Quote:
    The Dynamic Louie Anderson

    Survey Says “Dropping a duece in Louie Anderson’s shoe after stealing points from the opposing family.”

    “Oh No!!!” Louie exclaimed as Jack Johnson gave him the dynaic louie anderson after stealing the board from the McDougal family.

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