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Hope all you guys and gals have a great Christmas or whatever holiday you celebrate. Much non-gay love to all and stuff.
All the best
-BingMerry Christmas to all and since it’s Friday once again, Happy Birthday Jerry! Paw-Paw is ready to give you your birthday paddle smacks!
Yeah, we all wish we could have all you guys over at the house and go out and “paint the town”, as it were. But since we can’t do that, well, have a good Christmas there.
Yeah, I hope like hell Santa jizzes all over your guys Christmases and yous get some cool toys and stuff. Mostly I hope the holidays go good and stress-free and you spend most of the time either grinning happily or eating awesome food. Peace and boobies you magnificent bastards, peace and boobies.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
I know I lay awake at night thinking of Mr. “Captain Tight Pants” Bryan….
…First to catch the reference gets a gold star
Bing wrote:I know I lay awake at night thinking of Mr. “Captain Tight Pants” Bryan….…First to catch the reference gets a gold star
My roommate loves the show, I’m not a big fan. Does that count as me knowing what you’re talking about. Another hint, you borrowed his DVDs of the show and didn’t return them for like a year.
Frank wrote:Bing wrote:I know I lay awake at night thinking of Mr. “Captain Tight Pants” Bryan….…First to catch the reference gets a gold star
My roommate loves the show, I’m not a big fan. Does that count as me knowing what you’re talking about. Another hint, you borrowed his DVDs of the show and didn’t return them for like a year.
Not a big fan but kept the dvds for a year huh buddy? Anyone know how to spell “closet Firefly fan”. Or “huge Firelfy fan so dedicated that he’ll steal the dvds for a year so he can watch them twice a day and memorise every scene”. I’m onto you Frank, you can’t fool ol’ Bucho the Polar Bear Hunting Buddha and Chicken Salad Ho. At least not unless you distract him with ice cream or boobies. Or ice cream on boobies.
Girl boobies. I’m going to Nevada …
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Spaceships, guns, cute girls, ass-kickin girls, crazy girls, wisecrackin’ outlaws … cute guys. What’s not to like?
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Bucho wrote:Spaceships, guns, cute girls, ass-kickin girls, crazy girls, wisecrackin’ outlaws … cute guys. What’s not to like?cute guys!!!!!!!!!!
(Sound of needle being dragged across a record)
Oh look at that shooting star
(Sound of running feet going into the distance)
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
No wait … I meant … what I was saying was … you know … I meant cute guns of course. Guys with cute guns.
I mean, who doesn’t love a nice bicep, am I right?
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Bucho wrote:No wait … I meant … what I was saying was … you know … I meant cute guns of course. Guys with cute guns.I mean, who doesn’t love a nice bicep, am I right?
Providing it’s my own arm.
Shame I have only the one, too much self love when I was younger.
(Right arm like Rambos, left arm like pee-wee hermans.)
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
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