Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

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  • #1401
    Avatar photoJor-El
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    The following question was on the show.

    “If you cross the boarder north of the United States, what country are you in?”

    Most people would immediately say Canada, right? I stated that Canada would be the correct answer only if you crossed the border from the United States. However, the question did not state what country you are crossing from or what direction you were crossing from. Therefore, is the border north of the United States not also the border south of Canada? If you consider the border to be what it is, a border, then Canada is not necessarily the correct answer.

    I found it interesting enough because my room mate’s wife could not see the logic in my answer, “It would depend on the country of departure.”

    What do you think?

    I like titties.

    #16777
    Avatar photoJor-El
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    The following question was on the show.

    “If you cross the boarder north of the United States, what country are you in?”

    Most people would immediately say Canada, right? I stated that Canada would be the correct answer only if you crossed the border from the United States. However, the question did not state what country you are crossing from or what direction you were crossing from. Therefore, is the border north of the United States not also the border south of Canada? If you consider the border to be what it is, a border, then Canada is not necessarily the correct answer.

    I found it interesting enough because my room mate’s wife could not see the logic in my answer, “It would depend on the country of departure.”

    What do you think?

    I like titties.

    #16764
    Avatar photorob
    Participant

    I can definitely see your point, Jerry — but what shocked me that the woman had to rely on her 5th grade counterpart for the answer. It’s no wonder the rest of the world hates us — we have lots of success, but for the most part, we’re idiots.

    #16765
    Avatar photorob
    Participant

    I can definitely see your point, Jerry — but what shocked me that the woman had to rely on her 5th grade counterpart for the answer. It’s no wonder the rest of the world hates us — we have lots of success, but for the most part, we’re idiots.

    #16766
    Newman
    Participant

    I was watching that last night, and some of the questions were pretty dam funny to see these people struggle with the simplest of questions. Granted thats what its all about but I mean come on people!

    #16771
    Newman
    Participant

    I was watching that last night, and some of the questions were pretty dam funny to see these people struggle with the simplest of questions. Granted thats what its all about but I mean come on people!

    #16784
    Bing
    Participant

    Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

    You disappoint me…..Master Bater holds you in such high regard, surely you can do better.

    “If you cross the border north of the United States, what country are you in?”

    Ms. Truluck’s (my 7th grade English Teacher…lovely woman) voice is ringing in my head right now.

    Yes us southerners are taught proper english….we just retain the right to change it into southern-speak

    The prepositional phrase of the United States and the adjective north are defining the border being crossed.

    Which border is being crossed?
    The north one..

    North of what?
    The United States

    “….what country are you in”

    Assuming this interogative fragment is tied to the first phrase then the answer is both The United States of America, and Canada (*singing* Oh Can–ada…thank you for New–Man)

    The Question, again is….
    If you cross the border north of the United States, what country are you in?”
    NOT
    After you cross the border north of the United States, what country are you in?”

    So what we have here is a question that can have the subject in 2 places simultaneously, thereby breaking all laws of nature as we know it…..MY GOD MAN!!!

    YOU’VE JUST DISCOVERED TELEPORTATION!!!

    ALL HAIL JERRY!!!!

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    NBLIANGW

    #16780
    Bing
    Participant

    Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

    You disappoint me…..Master Bater holds you in such high regard, surely you can do better.

    “If you cross the border north of the United States, what country are you in?”

    Ms. Truluck’s (my 7th grade English Teacher…lovely woman) voice is ringing in my head right now.

    Yes us southerners are taught proper english….we just retain the right to change it into southern-speak

    The prepositional phrase of the United States and the adjective north are defining the border being crossed.

    Which border is being crossed?
    The north one..

    North of what?
    The United States

    “….what country are you in”

    Assuming this interogative fragment is tied to the first phrase then the answer is both The United States of America, and Canada (*singing* Oh Can–ada…thank you for New–Man)

    The Question, again is….
    If you cross the border north of the United States, what country are you in?”
    NOT
    After you cross the border north of the United States, what country are you in?”

    So what we have here is a question that can have the subject in 2 places simultaneously, thereby breaking all laws of nature as we know it…..MY GOD MAN!!!

    YOU’VE JUST DISCOVERED TELEPORTATION!!!

    ALL HAIL JERRY!!!!

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    NBLIANGW

    #16778
    Avatar photoJor-El
    Participant

    This has turned into a subject for the Lo Dimension. I’ve been enlightened.

    What if they asked questions like this?

    “Would you cross the border between the United States and Canada?”

    I like titties.

    #16776
    Avatar photoJor-El
    Participant

    This has turned into a subject for the Lo Dimension. I’ve been enlightened.

    What if they asked questions like this?

    “Would you cross the border between the United States and Canada?”

    I like titties.

    #16769
    Newman
    Participant
    Jor-El wrote:
    “Would you cross the border between the United States and Canada?”

    Answer: Of course, the beer and pot is better up here.

    #16767
    Newman
    Participant
    Jor-El wrote:
    “Would you cross the border between the United States and Canada?”

    Answer: Of course, the beer and pot is better up here.

    #16781
    Bing
    Participant

    ….and in related news, Rusty has exported himself to Canada

    #16783
    Bing
    Participant

    ….and in related news, Rusty has exported himself to Canada

    #16770
    Newman
    Participant

    …not to be confused with Bing, who just came to visit indefenatly.

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