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June 18, 2007 at 7:36 pm #1295
Bing
ParticipantFinally these boring ass bitches are gonna show some mercy and stop this show!
I for one will be glad to never have to listen to _________ again….
That crackly, squirmy, pop, hiss, crack, static noise
Rob’s Belches (sorry Bucho)
Chewing noises when the guys eat during the show
Voicemails that sound like a guy speaking from the wing of a 747 at takeoff
Bing’s voicemails
The Orange Lounge signaling the end of the show
Bryan’s Rants about the wonders of the Mac
Jerry’s explict discussions on sex and satanism
Rob’s gay, non-gay, fascination with Bill Hicks and chickens.
Roxie’s seductive barking
Mike the Mortgage guy’s non stop shittingwhat will you not miss?
(I will miss all of these like you wouldn’t believe……..except the eating one, I’ve always hated eating noise)June 19, 2007 at 2:07 am #15244El Rustirino
Participant“Chicken is good, I like it…a…FUCCCK” – Robby
June 19, 2007 at 8:12 am #15231Bucho
ParticipantI won’t miss Rob’s undeniably infectious machine gun hyena laugh.
I won’t miss Jerry Markham’s sometimes quiet sometimes Billy The Kid Young Guns like yuk-yuk laugh.
I won’t miss the way Bryan makes that high pitched “… aaaah …” noise when he’s fighting for breath from laughing so hard and making me fear for his safety and that of anyone within a 10 foot radius of his out-of-control hilarity convulsions.
I won’t miss my gut aching and having to stop what I’m doing just because some SOS bastard cracked me all the way up. Again.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
June 19, 2007 at 8:37 am #15236digitaltopia
ParticipantI won’t miss their pants.
June 19, 2007 at 7:05 pm #15245thx_1227
ParticipantI won’t miss the sound of Rob chewing jerky….
June 19, 2007 at 7:47 pm #15241Bing
Participantthx_1227 wrote:I won’t miss the sound of Rob chewing jerky…...always with the meat in the mouth….
NBLIANGW
June 20, 2007 at 12:27 am #15237Octavious
ParticipantWhat about Rob singing that he want to fuck a clown.
June 20, 2007 at 1:10 am #15235digitaltopia
ParticipantDarth Octavious wrote:What about Rob singing that he want to fuck a clown.No, that’s good stuff. Clowns need love too.
June 20, 2007 at 1:26 am #15238YouFollowMe
ParticipantI won’t miss when Rob makes a molestation joke, or when Bryan misses a line in the song game and goes “uhh, fuck it.”
Damn it, this is making me cry. You know, I might not show you guys my personal side, but I love you all. I just sit in school all day going “What are those crazy bastards doing?” After the show ends, I might just go psychotic and shoot a bunch of farm animals.
June 20, 2007 at 1:41 am #15234digitaltopia
ParticipantYouFollowMe? wrote:I won’t miss when Rob makes a molestation joke, or when Bryan misses a line in the song game and goes “uhh, fuck it.”Damn it, this is making me cry. You know, I might not show you guys my personal side, but I love you all. I just sit in school all day going “What are those crazy bastards doing?” After the show ends, I might just go psychotic and shoot a bunch of farm animals.
Like sheep? With what?
June 20, 2007 at 4:37 am #15243El Rustirino
ParticipantYouFollowMe? wrote:Damn it, this is making me cry. You know, I might not show you guys my personal side, but I love you all. I just sit in school all day going “What are those crazy bastards doing?” After the show ends, I might just go psychotic and shoot a bunch of farm animals.No kidding. Well, hopefully, we’ll still be able to converse in some other hellhole on tha intawebz.
June 20, 2007 at 4:53 am #15230Bucho
ParticipantDon’t shoot, farm animals need love too.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
June 20, 2007 at 5:38 am #15233digitaltopia
ParticipantBucho wrote:Don’t shoot, farm animals need love too.I guess it depends on what you shoot with.
June 20, 2007 at 12:29 pm #15240Bing
ParticipantBucho you are the undisputed King of “Avatar Expression”
When I told Bingette the guys were quitting, her first question was “when” her second question was “What about that Bucho guy?”
Bucho = Everybodies favorite New Zealander (sorry Temura)
June 20, 2007 at 8:11 pm #15229Bucho
ParticipantHeh, thanks man, I know you’re lying to make me feel better but the fact you’re willing to lie to ease the pain actually makes me feel better. It’s like having sex with a potato peeler while watching Peewee Herman movies projected onto a cliff-face in Patagonia.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
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