Things I won’t miss when SOS is gone…*joke*

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  • #1295
    Bing
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    Finally these boring ass bitches are gonna show some mercy and stop this show!

    I for one will be glad to never have to listen to _________ again….

    That crackly, squirmy, pop, hiss, crack, static noise
    Rob’s Belches (sorry Bucho)
    Chewing noises when the guys eat during the show
    Voicemails that sound like a guy speaking from the wing of a 747 at takeoff
    Bing’s voicemails
    The Orange Lounge signaling the end of the show
    Bryan’s Rants about the wonders of the Mac
    Jerry’s explict discussions on sex and satanism
    Rob’s gay, non-gay, fascination with Bill Hicks and chickens.
    Roxie’s seductive barking
    Mike the Mortgage guy’s non stop shitting

    what will you not miss?


    (I will miss all of these like you wouldn’t believe……..except the eating one, I’ve always hated eating noise)

    #15244
    Avatar photoEl Rustirino
    Participant

    “Chicken is good, I like it…a…FUCCCK” – Robby

    #15231
    Avatar photoBucho
    Participant

    I won’t miss Rob’s undeniably infectious machine gun hyena laugh.

    I won’t miss Jerry Markham’s sometimes quiet sometimes Billy The Kid Young Guns like yuk-yuk laugh.

    I won’t miss the way Bryan makes that high pitched “… aaaah …” noise when he’s fighting for breath from laughing so hard and making me fear for his safety and that of anyone within a 10 foot radius of his out-of-control hilarity convulsions.

    I won’t miss my gut aching and having to stop what I’m doing just because some SOS bastard cracked me all the way up. Again.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #15236
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    I won’t miss their pants.

    #15245
    Avatar photothx_1227
    Participant

    I won’t miss the sound of Rob chewing jerky….

    #15241
    Bing
    Participant
    thx_1227 wrote:
    I won’t miss the sound of Rob chewing jerky….

    ..always with the meat in the mouth….

    NBLIANGW

    #15237
    Avatar photoOctavious
    Participant

    What about Rob singing that he want to fuck a clown.

    #15235
    digitaltopia
    Participant
    Darth Octavious wrote:
    What about Rob singing that he want to fuck a clown.

    No, that’s good stuff. Clowns need love too.

    #15238
    YouFollowMe
    Participant

    I won’t miss when Rob makes a molestation joke, or when Bryan misses a line in the song game and goes “uhh, fuck it.”

    Damn it, this is making me cry. You know, I might not show you guys my personal side, but I love you all. I just sit in school all day going “What are those crazy bastards doing?” After the show ends, I might just go psychotic and shoot a bunch of farm animals.

    #15234
    digitaltopia
    Participant
    YouFollowMe? wrote:
    I won’t miss when Rob makes a molestation joke, or when Bryan misses a line in the song game and goes “uhh, fuck it.”

    Damn it, this is making me cry. You know, I might not show you guys my personal side, but I love you all. I just sit in school all day going “What are those crazy bastards doing?” After the show ends, I might just go psychotic and shoot a bunch of farm animals.

    Like sheep? With what?

    #15243
    Avatar photoEl Rustirino
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    YouFollowMe? wrote:
    Damn it, this is making me cry. You know, I might not show you guys my personal side, but I love you all. I just sit in school all day going “What are those crazy bastards doing?” After the show ends, I might just go psychotic and shoot a bunch of farm animals.

    No kidding. Well, hopefully, we’ll still be able to converse in some other hellhole on tha intawebz.

    #15230
    Avatar photoBucho
    Participant

    Don’t shoot, farm animals need love too.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #15233
    digitaltopia
    Participant
    Bucho wrote:
    Don’t shoot, farm animals need love too.

    I guess it depends on what you shoot with.

    #15240
    Bing
    Participant

    Bucho you are the undisputed King of “Avatar Expression”

    When I told Bingette the guys were quitting, her first question was “when” her second question was “What about that Bucho guy?”

    Bucho = Everybodies favorite New Zealander (sorry Temura)

    #15229
    Avatar photoBucho
    Participant

    Heh, thanks man, I know you’re lying to make me feel better but the fact you’re willing to lie to ease the pain actually makes me feel better. It’s like having sex with a potato peeler while watching Peewee Herman movies projected onto a cliff-face in Patagonia.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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