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September 7, 2007 at 10:57 am #1212
Octavious
ParticipantListening to Stern and I guess its been a hoot. Listening to the audio of that teen from SC answering a question…
I am speechless.
Do I dare say typical blond?
September 7, 2007 at 12:42 pm #14457Bing
ParticipantI forget exactly what it was she said, (clip anyone?)
But I think hers was the sheltered idiot brand of stupid instead of the my mama and daddy were cousins kinda stupid.
Either way she sounds like a total fuckin moron to me…..hopefully she will end up in porn.
September 7, 2007 at 9:31 pm #14455Scatt
ParticipantI understand that these bitches are trained to speak in keywords, but this bitch went all out and dumped them all for a question that didn’t even relate to any of them.
By the way, it really does piss me of the way they train them. Everything is “Ummm, I personally believe….” (when they don’t even know what they’re talking about, but they ‘believe strongly’). That and “…to raise the future of our children”. Shut up, bitch.
Anger over.
September 10, 2007 at 2:30 pm #14448Version3
KeymasterPageants should die. They should be re-invented as “Miss Hot Naked Chick” and be proud of what these things are really about. Stop making people believe that anyone cares what these girls ‘think’, or that they are going to have any impact whatsoever on the world around them.
September 10, 2007 at 2:59 pm #14456Bing
ParticipantYeah if they really wanted World Peace, we’d have that shit by now.
September 10, 2007 at 11:24 pm #14462thx_1227
Participanthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
I lose IQ everytime I watch it…
September 11, 2007 at 1:15 am #14454Scatt
ParticipantVersion3 wrote:Pageants should die. They should be re-invented as “Miss Hot Naked Chick”…Agreed.
I have more certainty that Mario Lopez is “God-Brain-Man-Boy” compared to this trifling ho. I feel it in my heart and in my peepee.
September 11, 2007 at 2:09 am #14451rob
ParticipantScatt, you’re funny. Read the post out loud and it’s even funnier.
September 12, 2007 at 12:11 am #14453Scatt
ParticipantThanks. Mario thanks you for your support, as well. Mario and I think we will be happy together in our new apartment. He sleeps on the Murphy Bed, while I sleep on the stove.
September 14, 2007 at 2:59 am #14452digitaltopia
Participant“I personally believe that because, uh, wow, have you seen this new lipstick?”
October 29, 2007 at 6:25 am #14459Frank
ParticipantI know this is old now, but hey, I haven’t been here in awhile so fuck it ….
Yeah, I feel so proud being from the same state as this girl. We tend to raise’m right down here, ya’ll. Imsayin.
October 29, 2007 at 6:56 am #14450rob
ParticipantAll those pageant girls — yeah, they’re so stupid. But they’re definitely hot enough to make you want to terrorize their bunghole for a few hours.
I don’t know if I ever told you guys about this one, but there was one chick who, when I was a junior in high school and she was a freshman, well, she was a little top heavy. GREAT set of hooters on that young thing. One of my friends showed her his car and that was right around the time when The Club was big. She saw it on his steering wheel and she said, “Isn’t it hard to drive with that on there?”
She was also told that his car was a Transformer, and she actually believed it. She thought his 93 Grand Prix was a fucking robot. No shit.
The moral of the story is, if a chick is dumb as a rock, terrorize her bunghole.
October 30, 2007 at 12:10 am #14461El Rustirino
ParticipantDid you or your friend fly any planes into any buildings that day, so to speak?
October 30, 2007 at 2:22 am #14449rob
ParticipantUnfortunately not. She was so stupid, we were a little afraid to try anything.
October 30, 2007 at 4:23 am #14460El Rustirino
ParticipantMan. There’s this one girl at my school (freshman) who has the biggest boobs I have ever seen. And that’s counting adult women. And I watch a lot of porn.
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