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  • #2110
    Version3
    Keymaster

    This is a weird ass article about this fungus that takes control of ants as they die… is this really Science, or just viral marketing for some bizarre new movie?

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32388708/ns/technology_and_science-science/

    #24030
    Bing
    Participant

    Okay, so evolution made this fungus that takes over ants minds so that the fungus can grow in optimus prime conditions.

    And since there are a Jubawowzillion ants out there the fungus picked a good gig. Could this lead to fire ant fungus that burns and stings you when you touch it. Or would the fungus just start running around in a panic when you knock over the mound. Either way I’m putting this down as another reason to stay fungal-free.

    But thank you for an interesting post that didn’t gross me the fuck out like those damn botfly bullshits..seriously, why do people watch that shit!!!!! Gave me daymares that shit was so disgustingly vile and sexy…eh….I mean….

    #24031
    Larkitect
    Participant

    i’m pretty sure this is legit. i remember a story like this a few years ago. it would make a great movie though.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #24032
    Larkitect
    Participant

    i remembered this from planet earth. here’s a low quality clip i found and uploaded from a few years ago if you want to see it in action.

    ants

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #24026
    Bucho
    Participant

    @Larkitect 40939 wrote:

    i remembered this from planet earth. here’s a low quality clip i found and uploaded from a few years ago if you want to see it in action.

    ants

    Yeah, I remember that (AWESOME SERIES ALERT!!!). Fuckin’ nature is way more freaky than shit in the movies and books and porn.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #24033
    Larkitect
    Participant

    @Bucho 40953 wrote:

    Fuckin’ nature is way more freaky than shit in the movies and books and porn.

    this line is so awesome when taken out of context. 😀

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #24027
    Bucho
    Participant

    Haha, so it is. Fuckin’ Nature should be the next series from David Atenborough. Or Ron Jeremy.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #24029
    Octavious
    Participant

    Bucho, once in a while I hear David Atenborough being joked on on TopGear. What is about him?

    #24028
    Bucho
    Participant

    He has a very distinctive way of enunciating which is almost comically endearing when you see him crouched in front of a giant termite mound or squating underneath a treefull of bats. He’s a beloved figure and a bit of a legend for people who love nature docos and people like the Top Gear chaps take the mickey in a reverential way because of that distinctive way of talking he has. It’s similar to how it’s very easy to do a parody imitation of Christopher Walken or Shatner’s Kirk, because they have well known trademark speech patterns.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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