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  • #1170
    rob
    Participant

    …that’s right.

    Jennifer.

    Time will tell if our old discussions will prove true (I’m going to personally see if she’s easy).

    #13930
    Octavious
    Participant

    Can you refresh our memories about Jennifer? And I just notice your sig, funny.

    #13927
    rob
    Participant

    She’s new. I just thought since her name was “jennifer” I would test the name theory. She seems just cute enough to fit the mold.

    #13929
    Octavious
    Participant

    AH! I think that was show 94, when Kristin came to the show, Jerry was playing Duran Duran and the famous Hand Down My Pants was born.

    #13932
    Bing
    Participant

    Well I can only offer personal experience on this…..

    I used to date a Jennifer

    GREAT rack
    HIGH maintenance
    DECENT Blowjobs
    EMOTIONALLY draining
    NOT worth the effort

    oh, and her mom was a “Happy Bunnies will Save Us” Freaking WIERDO….

    from the Dating History of Bing
    Chapter 11 Why Blondes With Tits Are Evil

    #13934
    Frank
    Participant

    I can attest to Bing’s testimony. She did have a wonderful rack, but what she had there she lacked in just about everything else: Common sense, etc.

    That and she was a bitch. I’m just saying.

    #13926
    rob
    Participant

    Right — like everyone has weaknesses — like the Transformers cards, showed their strength, their intelligence, all that shit. No one’s perfect, and it seems the higher you are on one, you’re extremely deficient in another area.

    #13933
    Frank
    Participant

    That’s why I’m saying women, like video games, should have cheat codes. You can go in, max out all their attributes and go from there.

    Hum, and I wonder again why I’m single …

    #13928
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    DECENT Blowjobs
    EMOTIONALLY draining

    (snigger) He said Blowjobs and draining in the same sentence.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #13931
    Jor-El
    Participant

    That’s what I’m sayin’.

    I like titties.

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