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  • #395
    Anonymous
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    The human Genome is about 3,120,000,000 DNA Base pairs long, so half of that is in each spermatozoa. That gives us 1,560,000,000 base pairs in a single sperm cell.

    Each of those base pairs can be A-T bond, or a G-C bond, and can be aligned in either direction. That means there’s 4 ways it can be aligned, and that can be represented in two bits of data: 00=G, 01=C, 10=A, and 11=T, for example.

    Now, the average dude lets out between 50 and 500 million sperm with each go. Rough average says it’s be about 200 million right? If we take all this information and combine it with the wonders of mathematics, we have 1.560*10^9*2 bits*2.00*10^8. Do all the equational shit, and we have 6.24*10^17 bits transmitted in a single burst.

    That’s 78,000 terabytes, in what amounts to a half-minute-at-most event.

    We could fit a digitized copy of the Library of Congress into your spooge. It’d only take about 20 Terabytes.

    So your dick has a higher bandwidth that any internet connection that ever existed, and is ever likely to exist anytime soon. Now, imagine a machine that used your saltshaker to surf the internet.

    Of course, god knows most of you would only use that power to surf for pr0n..

    #5839
    Newman
    Participant

    LOL, you said Spooge. :p

    #5836
    Version3
    Keymaster

    That’s a lot of jizz talk.

    #5841
    Bing
    Participant

    As soon as they make a digital orifice to insert your penis into it will happen..

    #5837
    Bucho
    Participant

    That still doesn’t tell me how to stop it from matting my cat’s hair.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #5842
    Frank
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    As soon as they make a digital orifice to insert your penis into it will happen..

    Wait, what have you heard???

    #5840
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Bne wrote:
    So your dick has a higher bandwidth that any internet connection that ever existed

    Not to sure on how to test that.

    Not to sure I want to.

    Brings a whole new meaning to “Human Interface Device” 🙂


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #5838
    Newman
    Participant
    Pa-ul wrote:
    Brings a whole new meaning to “Human Interface Device” 🙂

    LOL

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