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    Bing
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    Frank, Bing.

    siddown and shaddup. Time to take the test, young Jedi.

    12 – As a professional member of the proud free press print organization you receive a tip that the most revered Jedi Master in history, Yoda, has been caught with a revealing fisting photo showing him and Frank Oz involved in what can only be a scandalous gay affair……do you go public with the devastating news or sell it to the Sith…..and why?

    11 – I’m sure you got Newman’s email about the upcoming SOS skinny dipping party….will you attend?
    ***disclaimer*** the above is fiction. All rights reserved under the Freedom of Humor Act of 3769 B.C.

    10 – You get a call from Dubya inviting you to go hunting with him and Big Dick Cheney….(you are gonna need all your skills in excuse making on this one)…….and GO!

    9 – Let’s say you are *celebrating* in private…your roomate hits play on the stereo and SOS starts blaring through the speakers….at the *special* moment would you rather hear…..
    a – Rob’s laughter
    b – Jerry’s singing
    c – Bryan telling a story
    d – Your own voicemail message

    8 – An old lady steals your parking space and flips you off in the christian bookstore parking lot….describe the next 5 minutes.

    7 – Saber Color (blue,red,green) choose only 1.

    6 – Congrats on the new NASCAR gig…so far, the Bravo! channel, the UFO Abductee Soreness Society (UASS), and The Church of Scientology all line up to sponsor your car….which one do you pick?

    5 – Which goes on first..the socks or the pants?

    4 – At what point did you think to yourself, “hhmm…this SOS podcast is worth another download”?

    3 – Padme in a thong, or Leia in a metal bikini?

    2 – Jabba in a thong or Admiral Ackbar in a metal bikini?

    1 – While snoozing in Your Chair and watching late night cable re-runs of Growing Pains, you dream of a magical place where all the stars of the 1980’s are available for your pleasure. Be it smashing a frozen chunk of elephant smegma into the face of a hated musician, or being pleasured by a trio of naughty 80’s cheerleaders. It’s all up to you and you can do whatever you like…the possibilities are endless…You finally decide what to do only to be awakened by the blattering sound of your roommate’s flatulence………..

    ….how much would your therapy bill be (figuring in tax and out of network care)?

    AAAAYYYYY!!!!
    ***BONUS QUESTION***

    You save a retarded, deaf, baby midget from a burning crack house and get invited on Jay Leno or Letterman or whatever. You mention the SOS show……what do you say?.

    #10677
    Octavious
    Participant

    Once again, genius questions.

    #10678
    YouFollowMe
    Participant

    A retarded, deaf baby midget. Where the hell do you get this stuff?

    #10680
    Frank
    Participant

    AAAAYYYYYY Bing, Frank!

    All right, I’ll do my best. I was never good at standardized tests.

    Frank, Bing.

    siddown and shaddup. Time to take the test, young Jedi.

    12 – Hum, since I work in sports, the only way that story would involve me is if Frank Oz had his hand up Yoda’s ass while Yoda was injecting Barry Bonds with steroids, all the while, Bonds was high-fiving a college football player for having his way with the hot cheerleader. Ironically, that sounds like something that would make it in our paper.

    11 – Skinny dipping party? I’ve never been skinny.

    10 – Unfortunately, I’ll be attending the NAACP’s rally in South Carolina and while Dubya is more than welcomed to attend, I’m sure he’ll come up with some excuse.

    9 – What the hell do I care? It’s not like I’m going to be paying attention to the stereo anyway. On top of that, what the hell is my roommate doing in my room while I’m celebrating? No, no, there’s a strict policy on that.

    8 – 1:00.00: Old woman at Christian bookstore parking lot flips me off. 1:00.37: Look to make sure I just saw what I just saw. 1:01.33: Realize that didn’t make any sense. 1:02.14: Proceed to call old woman a host of names ranging in size and significance. 1:04.30: Finish the name calling. 1:05.00: Get out of my truck, since I’ve just rammed her while not paying attention.

    7 – Blue lightsaber.

    6 – I guess I’ll just have to go with Bravo! That way, my car would be “FABULOUS!”

    5 – Why would you put your socks on over your pants??

    4 – I can’t remember the show, but it wasn’t the best (sorry, guys). But, I downloaded the next one and laughed my ass off at work. Then called and told a full-length version of the story in a voicemail, and the guys picked on me for leaving such a long voicemail message. *I ain’t mad atcha*

    3 – Padme in a thong, or Leia in a metal bikini? <


    damn, I need a towel! I’m going to go with Leia, always with Leia and the gold bikini.

    2 – I’ll just go ahead and gouge my eyes out now if that’s okay.

    1 – His therapy bill would be huge! That would be physical therapy, because the boy’s not going to be able to move for a couple of months.

    AAAAYYYYY!!!!
    ***BONUS QUESTION***

    “Dave, it’s a pleasure being on your show. Now, to get to your questions, ‘What were you thinking after you saved it,’ I first wanted to thank Moses, because everyone thanks Jesus and God, but no one ever thanks Moses anymore. And I kept thinking about how those guys on the Switched:on Show would have done, because Rob would have run in, Bryan would have pointed and yelled and Jerry would be there on the street with a keyboard coming up with theme music for the event. It would have been magical, Dave, it would have been.”

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    BSherrod
    Participant

    Great answers Frank. NAACP rally with Bush, now thats funny.

    #10674
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Frank wrote:
    Leia, always with Leia and the gold bikini.

    Your wish is done 😀

    leiapose.jpg


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #10679
    Frank
    Participant
    Pa-ul wrote:
    Frank wrote:
    Leia, always with Leia and the gold bikini.

    Your wish is done 😀

    leiapose.jpg

    CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!

    #10676
    BSherrod
    Participant

    As someone who has seen too much Star Wars cartoon porn, that pic doesn’t even get me going. hahaha, kidding…….kind of.

    #10673
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    Splashproof Keyboards are an optional, probably required, extra 😀


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

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