Who the Hell are you?

[Pa-ul]

If you could choose a character from a film that would best portray you, who would that character be and what film is it from…..Oh yes 🙂 and WHY.

Mine would be.
Zeus from Lethal Weapon 3 (I’m not of the heavy tanned variety (just to keep it correct)).

Why.
I’m a funny guy with a serious side, which occasionally rears its head..

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[Frank]

Damn, this is tough. I’m going to have to think on this one.

[Bucho]

Wolverine because I have healing powers and an adamantium laced skeleton. And killer sideburns.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Newman]

Nitz from an animated series called Undergrads, because iwe act the same.

[YouFollowMe]

Harry from Dumb and Dumber, because I have wild blond hair, as well as humorous toilet problems.

[Version3]

Harry of Harry and the Hendersons, because I know someone with the last name Henderson.

[Bing]

Jabba the Hutt

Because I want to sit around all day while a metal bikini clad princess dances for me and I get to stroke my Kolwakian Monkey Lizard.

Oh, and also because Darth O’s mind powers won’t work on me.

That and Jabba and I have basically the same muscle definition give or take a tail.

[Frank]

Newman wrote:

Nitz from an animated series called Undergrads, because iwe act the same.

Dude, I always thought that about you! Can’t believe that show didn’t last longer.

[Bucho]

Also David Hasselhoff from Baywatch because I always run in slo-mo and am 97% cheese.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Justin J-dude]

Hmm thats a tough choice to make. I would have to go with The guy Vince Fawn played in wedding crashers.
Why because 75% of what comes out of my moulth is funny even when im not trying.

[Newman]

Frank wrote:

Newman wrote:

Nitz from an animated series called Undergrads, because iwe act the same.

Dude, I always thought that about you! Can’t believe that show didn’t last longer.

I know, Undergrads was the beez kneez yo!

I managed to score a copy of the entire season.

[BSherrod]

Brock from Venture Bros. I’m a hardass that’s the best at what I do and i’m surrounded by idiots.

[Ivan]

Silent Bob… I’m large, smoke, rarely talk, and when I do, it is extremely meaningful and filled with expletives.

[Bucho]

PA-UL!!! I’ve got it!!!

I wasted your time with my other posts, time which you’ll never get back again, but I really think I got your idea nailed now. Fry off Futurama is my kind of guy. An average goober, not the smoothest with the ladies, not rich or handsome, not smart or tough, but I’m a good cunt deep down and somehow I ended up with some cool friends and chicks over the years. Put me 1,000 years in the future and that guy with the rude robot friend, crush on the weird alien chick and intergalactic delivery job is your ol’ buddy Bucho.

Aw crap, you said movie. I guess it’s someone like Jeff “The Dude” Lebowski but with a bit more ambition. Maybe more like a white-boy version of Max from Collateral. Dammit I’m a movie dork, I should be able to do better than this.

Justin ( J-dude) wrote:

Hmm thats a tough choice to make. I would have to go with The guy Vince Fawn played in wedding crashers.
Why because 75% of what comes out of my moulth is funny even when im not trying.

You need to leave more voicemails Justin, bring it on bro.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Ivan]

Bucho wrote:

crush on the weird alien chick

Leela wasn’t an alien; she was a mutant, duh. Any fanboy could tell you that.

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