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  • #465
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    I’ve got one for you here.

    oolala.jpg.

    #6594
    rob
    Participant

    Dad?

    #6604
    Frank
    Participant

    Holy Crap! I think Bing dated that gir … woma … thing.

    #6600
    Octavious
    Participant

    That would turn me gay.

    #6605
    wokendream
    Participant

    Now that is truly a woah-man

    #6592
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Is she asking if we want to arm wrestle?

    #6603
    Frank
    Participant

    Let me translate that look for those of you who might not know the subtle art of “Southern Body Language.”

    Ahem …

    “Soon as I’m done smokin’ this here cigarette, I’m gonna spit out my chaw, come over there and whup yur ass for takin’ my damn picture.”

    Now, that’s a very loose translation, mind you. Bing could probably provide more detail.

    #6599
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    I thought it was more along the lines of, “What? I told ya’ll to buy me a shaver!”

    #6595
    Newman
    Participant

    “Come to momma…er…poppa? Hell just get your bitch ass over here!”

    #6602
    Bing
    Participant

    Somewhere….Someone….at Sometime…

    has seen this woman naked and done nasty things to/with her.

    Okay boys
    Your choices are her or going gay…

    who’s ready to polish the pud?

    #6593
    rob
    Participant

    So there’s no other choice? Like…never have sex again?

    #6591
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Or rubbing your baby maker with a cheese grater?

    #6597
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Version3 wrote:
    Or rubbing your baby maker with a cheese grater?

    Tough choice……

    Cheese grater it is then. 😀


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #6601
    YouFollowMe
    Participant

    A cheese grater would be a better lover than this shemale beast.

    #6596
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    Yeah, but look at those lips.

    She could probably suck start a Peterbilt. 😯


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

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