Who needs a new girlfriend

[digitaltopia]

I’ve got one for you here.

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[rob]

Dad?

[Frank]

Holy Crap! I think Bing dated that gir … woma … thing.

[Octavious]

That would turn me gay.

[wokendream]

Now that is truly a woah-man

[Version3]

Is she asking if we want to arm wrestle?

[Frank]

Let me translate that look for those of you who might not know the subtle art of “Southern Body Language.”

Ahem …

“Soon as I’m done smokin’ this here cigarette, I’m gonna spit out my chaw, come over there and whup yur ass for takin’ my damn picture.”

Now, that’s a very loose translation, mind you. Bing could probably provide more detail.

[digitaltopia]

I thought it was more along the lines of, “What? I told ya’ll to buy me a shaver!”

[Newman]

“Come to momma…er…poppa? Hell just get your bitch ass over here!”

[Bing]

Somewhere….Someone….at Sometime…

has seen this woman naked and done nasty things to/with her.

Okay boys
Your choices are her or going gay…

who’s ready to polish the pud?

[rob]

So there’s no other choice? Like…never have sex again?

[Version3]

Or rubbing your baby maker with a cheese grater?

[Pa-ul]

Version3 wrote:

Or rubbing your baby maker with a cheese grater?

Tough choice……

Cheese grater it is then. 😀

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[YouFollowMe]

A cheese grater would be a better lover than this shemale beast.

[Pa-ul]

Yeah, but look at those lips.

She could probably suck start a Peterbilt. 😯

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

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