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I’ll stick with non-EU droids here…
Taking into consideration height, build, function, and appearance I will go with EG-6 “Gonk” Power Droid.
I won’t have to worry about it going into battle mode and shooting me. They’re slow and couldn’t run away very fast. Plus they are just the right height and the ashtray could fit on top with minimal slippage. Also it’s rarely used hidden front manipulator arm could massage my boys while the droid was busy polishing the pud…
Just for fun, if I was picking from EU droids it would have to be Guri for obvious reasons….
Apologies for the graphic nature of this post..I hope no-one got to sick to their stomach from the imagery.
One of the R2 units would be good.
After all they do come equipped like a swiss army knife, a tool for every occasion (so to speak, right height as well (Hrum)).
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
For my money, I’m going to go with the WA-7. She can bring me my food and, let’s be honest, she has a nice chasie.
Frank wrote:For my money, I’m going to go with the WA-7. She can bring me my food and, let’s be honest, she has a nice chasie.One of the human, Cyborg relation units would be good.
They are programmed for etiquette after all, which means in my eyes at least, that they would swallow rather than spit. 😯
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
I’m gonna go with the pit droid, because if I’m in the action, and I’m caught, I can pop it on the nose and it will close up to the size of a doorstop, which is what I’d say it was.
Version3 wrote:I’m gonna go with the pit droid, because if I’m in the action, and I’m caught, I can pop it on the nose and it will close up to the size of a doorstop, which is what I’d say it was.So you’d be caught fucking a doorstop??
Jor-El wrote:I’m not so keen on the BD-3000 models from Episode 3.Well who would be at those prices!
Hey everybody, hows it goin?
I know this isn’t entirely original but, I think a go with a muth-fuckin 2-1B would be pretty kick ass, because it’s a medial droid at least if it gets carried away with the angry-pirate-dolphin-donkey-punch sex, he can heal your sorry ass afterwards!
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