:::: MENU ::::

The Switched ON Show

The Switched ON Show | Comedic Chaos and Stuff

What Star Wars Droid would you fuck?

  • Comments Off on What Star Wars Droid would you fuck?

What Star Wars Droid would you fuck?

Latest Replies Forums The Orange Lounge What Star Wars Droid would you fuck?

Viewing 15 posts - 1 through 15 (of 21 total)
  • Author
    Posts
  • #1326
    Jor-El
    Participant

    And try to be original. Also explain why.

    Wine me, Dine me, EV-9D9 me.

    I like titties.

    #15468
    Bing
    Participant

    I’ll stick with non-EU droids here…

    Taking into consideration height, build, function, and appearance I will go with EG-6 “Gonk” Power Droid.

    I won’t have to worry about it going into battle mode and shooting me. They’re slow and couldn’t run away very fast. Plus they are just the right height and the ashtray could fit on top with minimal slippage. Also it’s rarely used hidden front manipulator arm could massage my boys while the droid was busy polishing the pud…

    Just for fun, if I was picking from EU droids it would have to be Guri for obvious reasons….

    Apologies for the graphic nature of this post..I hope no-one got to sick to their stomach from the imagery.

    #15462
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    One of the R2 units would be good.
    After all they do come equipped like a swiss army knife, a tool for every occasion (so to speak, right height as well (Hrum)).


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #15470
    Frank
    Participant

    For my money, I’m going to go with the WA-7. She can bring me my food and, let’s be honest, she has a nice chasie.

    #15461
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Frank wrote:
    For my money, I’m going to go with the WA-7. She can bring me my food and, let’s be honest, she has a nice chasie.

    One of the human, Cyborg relation units would be good.
    They are programmed for etiquette after all, which means in my eyes at least, that they would swallow rather than spit. 😯


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #15455
    Version3
    Keymaster

    I’m gonna go with the pit droid, because if I’m in the action, and I’m caught, I can pop it on the nose and it will close up to the size of a doorstop, which is what I’d say it was.

    #15469
    Frank
    Participant
    Version3 wrote:
    I’m gonna go with the pit droid, because if I’m in the action, and I’m caught, I can pop it on the nose and it will close up to the size of a doorstop, which is what I’d say it was.

    So you’d be caught fucking a doorstop??

    #15466
    Jor-El
    Participant

    Dude, these are cracking my ass up.

    I like titties.

    #15467
    Jor-El
    Participant

    I’m not so keen on the BD-3000 models from Episode 3.

    I like titties.

    #15471
    Frank
    Participant
    Jor-El wrote:
    I’m not so keen on the BD-3000 models from Episode 3.

    Well who would be at those prices!

    #15457
    ROSS
    Participant

    Hey everybody, hows it goin?
    I know this isn’t entirely original but, I think a go with a muth-fuckin 2-1B would be pretty kick ass, because it’s a medial droid at least if it gets carried away with the angry-pirate-dolphin-donkey-punch sex, he can heal your sorry ass afterwards!

    #15474
    jbs
    Participant

    I’m pretty sure Pris was a sith padawn before Deckard took her out.

    #15458
    rob
    Participant

    CZ-9. Just look at that wobbly-headed freak!

    #15465
    Octavious
    Participant

    WA-7

    #15459
    rob
    Participant

    Yeah, but what about that annoying fucking voice?

Viewing 15 posts - 1 through 15 (of 21 total)
  • You must be logged in to reply to this topic.