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What Does Cardboard Taste Like in An Alternate Universe?

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What Does Cardboard Taste Like in An Alternate Universe?

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  • #1631
    Armez
    Participant

    do any of you know What cardboard tastes like? How about in the 5th or
    6th dimension?

    …or in universe B, G, or Z?

    #19690
    Bucho
    Participant

    It tastes like helicopters.

    Cardboard helicopters.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #19688
    Version3
    Keymaster

    It sure does Bucho… thanks for the quick answer.

    What the fuck were we talking about again?

    #19700
    Armez
    Participant
    Bucho wrote:
    It tastes like helicopters.

    Cardboard helicopters.

    wtf seriously!

    I was thinking it might taste like puppies…

    #19694
    Scatt
    Participant

    Cardboard tastes like Hot Pockets if you ask me.

    But if someone could seriously explain string theory to me and why it’s provable in layman’s terms… that would be great.

    #19697
    Bing
    Participant

    Einstein: “Relativity, mass and gravity..its cool and huge and all the kids are doing it”

    Stringmen: “Think smaller and more chaotic, Einstein was wrong when you get small, but right when you get big”

    Armez: “Like an erection?”

    Einstein, Stringmen: “Yes”

    (considering my knowledge on this subject is all based on Discover magazine articles and a couple of PBS and NGC channel programs and completely lacking in the high level mathematics that the experts use……this is as layman as you can get)

    believe it or not, the above is actually not a bad metaphor as far as I can tell…far from perfect, but not horseshit

    oh…welcome aboard Armez……trash man comes on Tuesday…

    #19693
    Octavious
    Participant

    Carboard tastes like Domino’s and Pizza Hut. Throw in school pizza too.

    #19695
    YouFollowMe
    Participant

    Most school pizza is cardboard. With lunch lady hair mixed in.

    #19696
    Bing
    Participant
    Darth Octavious wrote:
    Carboard tastes like Domino’s and Pizza Hut. Throw in school pizza too.

    Stop lying…we all know they hadn’t invented pizza when your old ass was in school..

    …nuthin’ but love….in a non-gay way

    #19689
    Bucho
    Participant
    Version3 wrote:
    It sure does Bucho… thanks for the quick answer.

    Quick? Thanks? Does?

    What the fuck were we talking about … ?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #19692
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    It tastes like the stuff in aisle 25.

    Without the meat taste, meat colouring and any meat additives.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #19698
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    i think it tastes like day old grandma in the late afternoon

    #19691
    ROSS
    Participant

    I think it could taste like:
    1 gooseberry and kerosine icecream
    2 cherry drops with a hint of sulphuric acid
    3 Ox tounge with shaving cream
    4 moose
    5 fuckin cardboard! 😯

    #19699
    Armez
    Participant
    ROSS wrote:
    I think it could taste like:
    1 gooseberry and kerosine icecream
    2 cherry drops with a hint of sulphuric acid
    3 Ox tounge with shaving cream
    4 moose
    5 fuckin cardboard! 😯

    By george he’s got it!!!

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