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What do you think about breast enhancement pills?

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What do you think about breast enhancement pills?

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  • #1525
    admin
    Keymaster

    Hi guys
    Nowdays many women use surgery to enlarge their breasts.
    But there is much safer way to enhance breast
    Why is non-surgical breast enlargement less common used than a surgery?

    #18763
    Ivan
    Participant

    No thanks, my man boobs are big enough as is.

    #18754
    Version3
    Keymaster

    If my breasts get any bigger, I’ll get fired for staying home playing with myself.

    #18756
    rob
    Participant

    Man boobs are nasty. Especially my nipples. They’re like giant frisbees with hair coming out.

    #18761
    Ivan
    Participant

    Why do I have a craving for pie after reading that?

    #18755
    Bucho
    Participant

    Don’t do it guys. I took those pills and sure, I have beautiful full breasts now, but the side effects include anal leakage. Into the mouth. And it smells like pus and vitamins.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #18762
    Ivan
    Participant

    Haha, I was just reminded of http://www.zug.com/pranks/breast/ where this guy tries the breats pills to see what happens.

    #18757
    Scatt
    Participant
    Quote:
    Hi guys
    Nowdays many women use surgery to enlarge their breasts.
    But there is much safer way to enhance breast
    Why is non-surgical breast enlargement less common used than a surgery?

    That’s right Whatabeard, there is a safer way than allowing yourself to be unconscious in the midst of the knife-wielding antics of a “doctor” with his crazy “degrees” and “practice”. Non-surgical breast enlargement (the safe way!), involves a series of kicks, slaps, and Tarzan-swings off the bosom. Also, in the advanced stages, a small group of 12 children with sticks will unleash flurries of wails to the areolas.

    #18759
    Armez
    Participant

    Side effects include:

    projectile vomiting
    anal seepage
    man boobs
    spontaneous compustion
    malaria
    reincarnation
    penis inversion
    growth of extra apendages
    fear of clowns
    and the inability to use spoons or sporks

    #18758
    Bing
    Participant

    This thread is hilarious.

    I’m sure all of you with the man boobs are still smoking sexy in your own way.

    Although it would be awesome to see a straight man with man boobs in a “I’m up here” t-shirt or one that says, “all real”

    #18760
    salad
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    This thread is hilarious.

    I’m sure all of you with the man boobs are still smoking sexy in your own way.

    Although it would be awesome to see a straight man with man boobs in a “I’m up here” t-shirt or one that says, “all real”

    good idea bing…. I wont take the pills thou… don’t wanna have to buy new bras

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