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Update on Bing

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  • #1119
    Frank
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    Bing is now out of surgery and is resting comfortably (morphine drip and all that) in the hospital. He’ll be there for the next couple of days and he should be home early next week. From what I hear, everything went extremely well and he’ll be back up and, within a month or so, should be able to dribble between his legs, post strong under the basket and dunk on opposing players.

    Well, he’ll be able to walk without crutches at least.

    Anyway, wanted to let everyone know how he’s doing.

    #13405
    rob
    Participant

    Tell him we all miss him, and we all wish him the best. Fucking cyborg.

    #13401
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Yeah, tell him we’ll be glad to see him back around, but I’m not trusting his half-terminator ass to watch my kids or anything. Rob’s distrust is genuine and warranted, those fucking cyborgs’ll turn on ya!

    😀

    #13406
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    Cyberdyne systems 101.

    BING.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #13417
    Frank
    Participant

    If he comes back and his eyes are glowing red from side to side, I’m shooting him because I know that he’s a cylon put here to destroy us all. Then again, why would the cylons make copies of Bing instead of someone like, oh, I don’t know, Scarlett Johansson?

    #13402
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Because that’s exactly what you’d expect them to do! duh, fucking thing with your brain thing Frank! hahahahhaa

    #13412
    Jor-El
    Participant
    Frank wrote:
    If he comes back and his eyes are glowing red from side to side,…

    What is he? Nightrider? Haha. Bing! Jerry! Get well soon.

    I like titties.

    #13416
    Frank
    Participant

    Haven’t heard from him today (although I have talked with Bingette). I’m guessing they have him pretty sedated. I’m expecting to hear from him tomorrow, since he’ll be starting rehab stuff then and they’ll be cutting back on the pain meds (translation, Bing will call me to tell me to come and get him, that sort of thing).

    Anyway, more info as I get it.

    I’m Frank and that’s the news. Now over to Rob in the kitchen. Rob?

    #13408
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    He’ll be back to working in the fudge packing factory again before no time.

    #13404
    rob
    Participant

    Um, yeah, I’m in the kitchen cooking a vegemite sandwich for Bing’s return home. And then I’m going to punch him all about the crotch.

    #13418
    Frank
    Participant

    TODAY’S UPDATE



    I spoke with Bingette again today. She told me that he made it through the night with little pain. Again, the morphine did the job this time around. They actually had him up walking today, albeit with crutches. She said he was able to put some weight on his leg, which is good. If I get a chance to hear from him, I’ll be sure to pass along everyone’s wishes of wellness, including Rob’s crotch-punching salute.


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    #13403
    rob
    Participant

    Yeah, tell him that.

    #13410
    Octavious
    Participant

    Is Bing getting a hummer while laying in bed? Maybe a hand job?

    #13415
    Frank
    Participant

    Today’s update



    Spoke with Bing today. He was rather groggy, as you might could imagine. He said he can’t wait to show everyone his scar, which he says is about as long as his arm. In groggy speak, this is what Bing said:

    “Ayyyyy, imsayin. Tell’em I’ll be up and about in no time. All kinds of Bionic Man … nanananananana (he did do the sound).”

    I told him everyone here was thinking about him and wishing him well. He told me he should be able to come home Tuesday or so, depending on how everything is going. Other than that, he said he was very itchy. That’s about it for today. If I hear anything else, I’ll let you know.


    That’s all, folks


    #13409
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    Is he going to creak when he walks?

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