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    1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.

    2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    3. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

    4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

    5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

    6. Variation Law: If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time).

    7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

    9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

    10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach ( I also find that when I’m in a room full of people my crotch itches real bad).

    11. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

    12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

    13. Murphy’s Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

    14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug.

    15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

    16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

    17. Brown’s Law: If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

    18. Oliver’s Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

    19. Wilson’s Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.


    These apply to SOS as well….

    5 – Bryan’s Law : As soon as he gets a really cool idea to do something, that particular piece of equipment will fail or break down.

    4 – Rob’s Law : As soon as he thinks he is safe, someone will make a gay joke.

    3 – Jerry’s Law : No matter how funny it is, no one can ever hear him laugh.

    2 – Bryan / Jerry syndrome : Whenever Bryan takes a drink of Rockstar, Jerry will make it come thru his nose.

    1 – Rob / Forum syndrome : Whenever Rob changes his Avatar…Bing will hate it

    (No offense to Mr. Hicks he was truly a genius…but I miss that laughing, disembodied head)


    Thats funny man, sadly they are very true.


    holy crap that was the 1000th post in this forum. haha.


    Those are all great and very true. I don’t know why I can’t laugh louder on the show. I think it’s in my head that we have to be quiet. Though we aren’t. My laugh is usually quite loud.

    I like titties.


    20. The higher the chance of something happening, the more likely it is that it will come to pass

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