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  • #380
    Frank
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    What the fuck are parents today thinking (or smoking)? Seriously. I’m sitting here reading over a story about these kids who are going to a basketball tournament in Florida. Now, by kids, I mean 11 and younger. Here are some of their names and no, there are no typos. How they’re spelled below is exactly how they’re spelled (I checked):

    DAaron

    Jamile

    Mustafia

    Montes

    Lasalle

    Hell, we had a kid here who played football last season named Donkay, no shit. Donkay. WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?! Seriously, where do these names come from? It’s like they’re putting a bunch of letters in a hat and pulling out a random number and that’s the kid’s name..

    #5621
    rob
    Participant

    That was awesome.

    #5617
    Bucho
    Participant

    Wait a minute dude … DAaron is not a typo? DAa … ? But I laughed out loud at Donkay. Then I laughed out loud again typing it up here.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #5620
    rob
    Participant

    Yeah, Donkay cracked me up, too.

    #5623
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    Probably a good kicker. 😀


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #5630
    Frank
    Participant
    Pa-ul wrote:
    Probably a good kicker. 😀

    Actually, he was a hell of a linebacker, although he was really too short to play major college ball.

    #5629
    Bing
    Participant

    From my job….

    we have,

    Lasheba
    Lashawndra
    Lakeisha

    I am now gonna be Labing and I want to say I love LaSwitched On and LaBrian, LaJerry, LaRob, and Labudda.

    Whaddya LaThink of LaThat?

    #5626
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    I almost hate to ask (almost), but is there some common racial thread among all these people?

    #5632
    thx_1227
    Participant

    Yes. I heard a lady shouting for her kid the other day. “Aquanetta, get over here!”

    True story.

    #5619
    rob
    Participant

    I don’t think it really has to do with race as much as it has to do with unoriginality. Stupidity, my friends, knows no color.

    #5631
    thx_1227
    Participant

    First off, let me say that I’m not prejudiced.

    However, in my experience, names like that definitely have a racial thread. I’m not saying it’s bad or stupid, but it’s true.

    #5615
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Sorry Rob, but names like the ones being cited here, DEFINITELY do have a racial theme… it’s the truckloads who have all named their kids, Austin, Conner and Dylan that are unoriginal fucktards.

    #5618
    rob
    Participant

    Sure, but couldn’t you argue that Lacretia and Lakeisha are all unoriginal as well?

    #5625
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    Who here wants to name their kid Opreesha Samsonite Watson? Any takers?

    #5628
    Bing
    Participant
    digitaltopia wrote:
    I almost hate to ask (almost), but is there some common racial thread among all these people?

    here is a group photo….

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