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  • #691
    djohnson
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    “Sex And The City changed everything for me because those girls would just sleep with so many people. And that’s me.”

    Here’s the full article: http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/lindsay_lohan_tells_all.html.

    #9749
    Octavious
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    WOW! You naughty little brit!

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    “Sex And The City changed everything for me because those girls would just sleep with so many people. And that’s me. I’m not dating just one person. It is the variety of partners everyone likes, especially at my age. I’m like Angelina Jolie, taking on lovers. I don’t need a steady relationship. I mean if the sex is bad, the relationship’s not going anywhere. Anyway, I don’t even think I have had my best kiss yet. I have only been in love once and that was with Wilmer. But the timing was bad. And there were all these girls around. He would flirt and I couldn’t handle that. I couldn’t trust him. My mum’s going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people – but if I’m going to give my body to someone, I’d rather them not be with other people. It’s very old-fashioned. The guys I am really attracted to now don’t drink, don’t smoke and don’t do anything else.”
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    The wild child has had a string of dalliances with celebs like John Lennon’s son Sean, Bruce Willis, Leonardo DiCaprio, Colin Farrell, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Jared Leto and Joaquin Phoenix.

    Now I am comfortable in my own skin and I like having a shape and having breasts the size they are.”

    But while she has had a difficult relationship with food, there has never been anything wrong with Lindsay’s sexual appetite.

    #9747
    rob
    Participant

    So, did anyone think to give her my number? Shit, guys, get on the ball!

    #9745
    Version3
    Keymaster
    rob wrote:
    Shit, guys, get on the ball!

    So she can?

    Make up your mind dude, do you want her on your ball, or the guys? WTF is going on here?!?

    #9750
    Armez
    Participant
    Version3 wrote:
    rob wrote:
    Shit, guys, get on the ball!

    So she can?

    Make up your mind dude, do you want her on your ball, or the guys? WTF is going on here?!?

    Yeah man, why the fuck am I in a cow suit with mustard slathered all over me!!!

    what the fuck is going on!!!

    #9748
    Octavious
    Participant
    Version3 wrote:
    rob wrote:
    Shit, guys, get on the ball!

    So she can?

    Make up your mind dude, do you want her on your ball, or the guys? WTF is going on here?!?

    That’s funny! šŸ˜†

    #9746
    Bucho
    Participant
    Armez wrote:
    Yeah man, why the fuck am I in a cow suit with mustard slathered all over me!!!

    what the fuck is going on!!!

    šŸ˜†

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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