On my way back from a trip.. me and my friends got bored and called Target…I wonder where i got that idea….
anyway, it went like this:
Target Human: Hi, how can I help you?
Me:This is Armeeeeez (like Hermes…I held out E instead of the Z)
Target Human: Do you need help?
Me: Yeah, I need some lotion…
Target Human#1: Ok please hold…
Target Human#2: Hello
Me: Yeah this is Heinrick…I need some help…
Target Human#2: What kind of help
Me: My armpits are burning really bad…
Target Human#2: Ok…please hold…
Target Human#3: Hello
Me: Get me some damn lotion!!!
Target Human#3: I’m sorry?
Me: My armpits are burning what should I do!!??
Target Human#3: Let me check…
Target Human#3: Are you allergic to anything?
Me: Yeah, I’m allegic to things make of human
Target Human#3: What?!
Me:(yelling) I AM ALLERGIC TO THINGS MADE OF HUMAAAANNNNEAUUUGHHHH!!!!!
Target Human#3: Sir,I think you should call some place else
Me: And I think you should die
Tarded kid behind me: And ham sallad is for lunch…