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  • #715
    Armez
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    On my way back from a trip.. me and my friends got bored and called Target…I wonder where i got that idea….

    anyway, it went like this:

    Me:Hello
    Target Human: Hi, how can I help you?
    Me:This is Armeeeeez (like Hermes…I held out E instead of the Z)
    Target Human: Do you need help?
    Me: Yeah, I need some lotion…
    Target Human#1: Ok please hold…
    Target Human#2: Hello
    Me: Yeah this is Heinrick…I need some help…
    Target Human#2: What kind of help
    Me: My armpits are burning really bad…
    Target Human#2: Ok…please hold…
    Me: Dammit
    Target Human#3: Hello
    Me: Get me some damn lotion!!!
    Target Human#3: I’m sorry?
    Me: My armpits are burning what should I do!!??
    Target Human#3: Let me check…
    ::Minute later::
    Target Human#3: Are you allergic to anything?
    Me: Yeah, I’m allegic to things make of human
    Target Human#3: What?!
    Me:(yelling) I AM ALLERGIC TO THINGS MADE OF HUMAAAANNNNEAUUUGHHHH!!!!!
    Target Human#3: Sir,I think you should call some place else
    Me: And I think you should die
    Target Human#3::click:::
    Tarded kid behind me: And ham sallad is for lunch…

    THE END

    ( I recorded it on my friend’s phone so…yeahhh…).

    #9931
    stealth1290
    Participant

    can your friends phone send recording via email? if so then email it and host it, I’m sure somebody would be interested in listening

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