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The REAL truth about SOS

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  • #290
    Bing
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    I have all 3 SOS’ers cell phone numbers and so I call them each

    I was given a special interview with the SOS’er Trinity last night… Basically it all comes down to this, Rob is gay…he told me so while he was anally fisting me, Jerry is totally bored with all of you…he told me as he put out a cig on my nuts….Bryan had no idea who I was or who the hell any of you were…..and he tasted like sweat and fear…..

    ….all said and done I learned that too much SOS makes my bum sore……

    and the fans dick tate if there are any more shows..

    NBLIAGW.

    #4628
    Frank
    Participant

    Ah, so that’s what George W. Bush meant when he said he had a mandate! Ah, now I get it!

    You know, I just finished downloading every fucking SOS file (well, 189 out of 190 … I can’t figure out which one I’m missing goddamnit) and I think I’m ready to add to that collection. I can tell everyone out there who hasn’t downloaded the greatness that is the Switched On Show, you’re looking at a rough (sometimes butch-rough) 12.8 gigs, not bad considering how much “funny” the guys pack in each episode.

    So, that’s 12.8 gigs, or 12,800 megs, that’s about 67.368 megs per show. Now the “funny” is an extra 25 percent more per show, giving it around 89.624 megs squeezed into the average of 67.368 megs for each show.

    What does this prove? Nothing. I’m an idiot when it comes to math. My point here is that there is no point to be made. If three guys from Texas (excuse me, Tejas) can bring the “funny” at around 89 megs per clip, I say that’s just the tip of the iceberg! I say these three guys are funny enough to cram as much “funny” as they can into each show, making it 95 or even 100 megs per show! Now there’s the challenge, guys. We are a bit low on our “funny” and need some more. If you won’t do it for me, or Bing, or Pa-ul, or Darth, or Newman, or THX, or Scatt, or Digi, or Mike3point, or the hot girl that was here for a short period of time or EVEN Bucho, … do it for Rusty and Armez. Think of a world without Switched On Show? That’s no kind of world for them to grow up in!

    Gentlemen, will someone please, please … think of the children. Pawpaw can’t do it alone.

    I’m Frank and I approve this message.

    #4626
    Bing
    Participant

    So, that’s 12.8 gigs, or 12,800 megs, that’s about 67.368 megs per show. Now the “funny” is an extra 25 percent more per show, giving it around 89.624 megs squeezed into the average of 67.368 megs for each show.

    And this is why the ladies loved them some Frank in college……

    Bing—“I’m a dick and I don’t give a shit.”

    #4629
    thx_1227
    Participant

    I’ve listened to some shows probably 20 TIMES. I rest my case.

    #4623
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    I even know what they are going to say next, but it still cracks me up.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #4624
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    Insert patriotic music here.

    #4625
    Octavious
    Participant

    I got Bing’s number.

    #4627
    Frank
    Participant
    Darth Octavious wrote:
    I got Bing’s number.

    I do, too, but it doesn’t do a damned bit of good when all you hear is “Dude, my battery’s beepin’ at me, I gotta go” all the time.

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