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  • #672
    Armez
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    It’s Wednesday so here are your 3 questions:

    1/ You get 1 super power; what is it?, how is it useful? ect.

    2/ You have a super hero weakness NOT chosen by you, but you get to pick another lucky forum member’s weakness based on below chart: (I made this list at random)
    (i.e.)Armez picks Rob’s and Rob picks Armez’s

    Armez~Rob
    Orlando~Pa-ul
    Newman~Version3
    Bucho~Scatt
    YouFollowMe?~Darth Octavius
    Bing~Frank
    BSherrod~djohnson

    3/ Describe your most violent/painful shaving accident/injury..

    #9585
    rob
    Participant

    1. Very fast at data entry.

    2. Cotton balls.

    3. I don’t really have one, but a friend I had growing up was caught (not by me) shaving his ballsy boys with a pink Epilady.

    #9583
    Version3
    Keymaster

    1. Able to make women not piss me off

    2. Boobs.

    3. I don’t have any shaving stories unfortunately. I had handlebars for a day (Monday) but that was no accident.

    #9594
    salad
    Participant

    1. The power to incite pleasure…

    2. Hydrophobic

    3. Painful… I was in a hurry so I shaved in the shower to save some time. Shaving the right corner ‘stache area I shaved off a chunk of my lip… not fun….

    #9592
    Bing
    Participant

    1/ You get 1 super power; what is it?, how is it useful? ect.
    Selective topless vision.

    Allows me to see any woman I wish topless at anytime without special equipment…Also renders nasty fat smelly Wal-Mart trailer trash women invisible

    2/ You have a super hero weakness NOT chosen by you, but you get to pick another lucky forum member’s weakness based on below chart: (I made this list at random)
    (i.e.)Armez picks Rob’s and Rob picks Armez’s

    Bing~Frank

    Chicken corn chowder chunky soup

    3/ Describe your most violent/painful shaving accident/injury.

    Never let an epileptic chick shave your taint at a rave

    #9591
    YouFollowMe
    Participant

    1/ You get 1 super power; what is it?, how is it useful? ect.
    The ability to make people hear things, thus making them seem crazy. It would be awesome to just have one person hear “YOUR COCK IS ON FIRE” and see the hilarity that ensues.

    2/ You have a super hero weakness NOT chosen by you, but you get to pick another lucky forum member’s weakness based on below chart: (I made this list at random)
    (i.e.)Armez picks Rob’s and Rob picks Armez’s
    YouFollowMe?~Darth Octavius

    I’ll give Darth a weakness to midgets.

    3/ Describe your most violent/painful shaving accident/injury.
    I’m 15, so I’ve only been shaving for a couple years, I don’t really have any violent stories. I still remember the first time I shaved and was just feeling my lip, going, “this is different”.

    #9593
    Frank
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    2/ You have a super hero weakness NOT chosen by you, but you get to pick another lucky forum member’s weakness based on below chart: (I made this list at random)
    (i.e.)Armez picks Rob’s and Rob picks Armez’s

    Bing~Frank

    Chicken corn chowder chunky soup

    I almost threw up a little just then. Thanks for reminding me.

    #9586
    Newman
    Participant

    1. You get 1 super power; what is it?, how is it useful? ect.
    The ability to eat your soup.

    2. You have a super hero weakness NOT chosen by you, but you get to pick another lucky forum member’s weakness based on below chart.
    Falls victim to the sight of any VW which makes him dance like a crazy dancing VW freak.

    3. Describe your most violent/painful shaving accident/injury.
    This one time in 5th grade I was shaving off all my p…oh wait you probably dont wanna hear that one.

    #9584
    Bucho
    Participant

    Super Bucho is able to shoot killer bees out of his fists.

    Super Scatt is afflicted with really bad gas whenever he’s invisible.

    This one time, at ninja camp, I was shaving with a throwing star and it slipped and flew through three peoples’ spleens.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #9589
    Octavious
    Participant

    1. Mind control

    2. Weakness towards tall people

    3. Shaving for me comes natural, just some the basic little cuts and even at that I it been a long time.

    #9590
    YouFollowMe
    Participant
    Darth Octavious wrote:
    2. Weakness towards tall people

    I’m 6’3″… does that mean I’m weak towards myself?

    #9588
    Octavious
    Participant

    ^change that.

    2. All rooms built for people who are 4 foot 8.

    #9587
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    1/ You get 1 super power; what is it?, how is it useful? ect.

    Chameleon, I could change into anything or anyone. Look like a Hollywood type and have chicks falling over themselves to get me in the sack, or some female hottie and spend a few hours in the bathroom with a mirror and………ah, right…next question.

    2/ You have a super hero weakness.

    Hydrophobia?????, well that’s me screwed next time I go for a pee and have to cower in a corner, or pee in the sponge and wring it out in the toilet.

    3/ Describe your most violent/painful shaving accident/injury.

    Trying to act all sophisticated and shave with a cut-throat razor, only barbers should be allowed to weild those things. The first stroke of the razor had the same effect as planing a piece of wood…………….A curl of skin on the blade and a stinging path of raw flesh on my cheek, still looking on the bright side it could’nt really get much closer that that.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

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