The Quick Questionaire of Armezness #2

[Armez]

It’s Wednesday so here are your 3 questions:

1/ You get 1 super power; what is it?, how is it useful? ect.

2/ You have a super hero weakness NOT chosen by you, but you get to pick another lucky forum member’s weakness based on below chart: (I made this list at random)
(i.e.)Armez picks Rob’s and Rob picks Armez’s

Armez~Rob
Orlando~Pa-ul
Newman~Version3
Bucho~Scatt
YouFollowMe?~Darth Octavius
Bing~Frank
BSherrod~djohnson

3/ Describe your most violent/painful shaving accident/injury..

[rob]

1. Very fast at data entry.

2. Cotton balls.

3. I don’t really have one, but a friend I had growing up was caught (not by me) shaving his ballsy boys with a pink Epilady.

[Version3]

1. Able to make women not piss me off

2. Boobs.

3. I don’t have any shaving stories unfortunately. I had handlebars for a day (Monday) but that was no accident.

[salad]

1. The power to incite pleasure…

2. Hydrophobic

3. Painful… I was in a hurry so I shaved in the shower to save some time. Shaving the right corner ‘stache area I shaved off a chunk of my lip… not fun….

[Bing]

1/ You get 1 super power; what is it?, how is it useful? ect.
Selective topless vision.

Allows me to see any woman I wish topless at anytime without special equipment…Also renders nasty fat smelly Wal-Mart trailer trash women invisible

2/ You have a super hero weakness NOT chosen by you, but you get to pick another lucky forum member’s weakness based on below chart: (I made this list at random)
(i.e.)Armez picks Rob’s and Rob picks Armez’s

Bing~Frank

Chicken corn chowder chunky soup

3/ Describe your most violent/painful shaving accident/injury.

Never let an epileptic chick shave your taint at a rave

[YouFollowMe]

1/ You get 1 super power; what is it?, how is it useful? ect.
The ability to make people hear things, thus making them seem crazy. It would be awesome to just have one person hear “YOUR COCK IS ON FIRE” and see the hilarity that ensues.

2/ You have a super hero weakness NOT chosen by you, but you get to pick another lucky forum member’s weakness based on below chart: (I made this list at random)
(i.e.)Armez picks Rob’s and Rob picks Armez’s
YouFollowMe?~Darth Octavius

I’ll give Darth a weakness to midgets.

3/ Describe your most violent/painful shaving accident/injury.
I’m 15, so I’ve only been shaving for a couple years, I don’t really have any violent stories. I still remember the first time I shaved and was just feeling my lip, going, “this is different”.

[Frank]

Bing wrote:

2/ You have a super hero weakness NOT chosen by you, but you get to pick another lucky forum member’s weakness based on below chart: (I made this list at random)
(i.e.)Armez picks Rob’s and Rob picks Armez’s

Bing~Frank

Chicken corn chowder chunky soup

I almost threw up a little just then. Thanks for reminding me.

[Newman]

1. You get 1 super power; what is it?, how is it useful? ect.
The ability to eat your soup.

2. You have a super hero weakness NOT chosen by you, but you get to pick another lucky forum member’s weakness based on below chart.
Falls victim to the sight of any VW which makes him dance like a crazy dancing VW freak.

3. Describe your most violent/painful shaving accident/injury.
This one time in 5th grade I was shaving off all my p…oh wait you probably dont wanna hear that one.

[Bucho]

Super Bucho is able to shoot killer bees out of his fists.

Super Scatt is afflicted with really bad gas whenever he’s invisible.

This one time, at ninja camp, I was shaving with a throwing star and it slipped and flew through three peoples’ spleens.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Octavious]

1. Mind control

2. Weakness towards tall people

3. Shaving for me comes natural, just some the basic little cuts and even at that I it been a long time.

[YouFollowMe]

Darth Octavious wrote:

2. Weakness towards tall people

I’m 6’3″… does that mean I’m weak towards myself?

[Octavious]

^change that.

2. All rooms built for people who are 4 foot 8.

[Pa-ul]

1/ You get 1 super power; what is it?, how is it useful? ect.

Chameleon, I could change into anything or anyone. Look like a Hollywood type and have chicks falling over themselves to get me in the sack, or some female hottie and spend a few hours in the bathroom with a mirror and………ah, right…next question.

2/ You have a super hero weakness.

Hydrophobia?????, well that’s me screwed next time I go for a pee and have to cower in a corner, or pee in the sponge and wring it out in the toilet.

3/ Describe your most violent/painful shaving accident/injury.

Trying to act all sophisticated and shave with a cut-throat razor, only barbers should be allowed to weild those things. The first stroke of the razor had the same effect as planing a piece of wood…………….A curl of skin on the blade and a stinging path of raw flesh on my cheek, still looking on the bright side it could’nt really get much closer that that.

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