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  • #1969
    Larkitect
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    are you a haiku professional? or maybe just itchin’ to try your hand at this ancient form of japanese poetry? or maybe just askin’ yourself “WTF is haiku?”

    anyway, i have this weird “stream of consciousness” thing always happenin’ in my head so…

    here’s a haiku about each of the guys:

    bryan is hungry
    think he might go to subway
    turn off the cell phone

    jerry sells his car
    don’t understand a damn word
    just play borderline

    rob’s goin’ “downtown”
    and somethin’ flies in his mouth
    was it a poop chunk?

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #22907
    rob
    Participant

    Larkitect is weird
    His posts confuse my noggin
    Guess I’ll take a poop.

    How’s that?

    (Great idea, Larkitect!)

    #22908
    Ivan
    Participant

    Welcome to Switched On
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
    ha ha ha paw paw

    (am I doing it right?)

    #22911
    Larkitect
    Participant

    @Ivan 39754 wrote:

    Welcome to Switched On
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
    ha ha ha paw paw

    (am I doing it right?)

    that is indeed a properly formatted haiku. well done. 🙂

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #22905
    Bucho
    Participant

    I smell cabbage hands
    Explosive diarrhoea
    But I feel no fear

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #22909
    Ivan
    Participant

    Sitting on his lap
    Feel a bulge going in
    Fuck you Santa Claus

    #22910
    thx_1227
    Participant

    This is the first line
    This is the second stanza
    This is the last line

    Please, hold your applause.

    #22903
    mike3point14159
    Participant

    all the emu’s have

    disappeared blame auto zone

    I have insured teeth

    #22904
    mike3point14159
    Participant

    the jewish restaurant

    is open on christmas day

    prepare the ovens

    #22912
    Larkitect
    Participant

    @mike3point14159 39773 wrote:

    the jewish restaurant

    is open on christmas day

    prepare the ovens

    dude. “prepare the ovens”!?!? LOL i think i felt a little pee come out on that one.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #22913
    Larkitect
    Participant

    thank you dear sweet mom
    no anal for dad that night
    and so here i am

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #22902
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Fucked up, and great!

    #22906
    Bucho
    Participant

    @Larkitect 39778 wrote:

    thank you dear sweet mom
    no anal for dad that night
    and so here i am

    If I had a prize
    I would give it to you now
    Because that was great

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #22914
    Larkitect
    Participant

    pedophilia
    (unless the kid is funny)
    no laughing matter

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

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