so me and the wife get a hotdog a lowe’s the other week. actually we get two because they are (as the kids say) teh awsum.
so we’re sitting at the little table and there’s this little bird about 6ft. away just staring at me. at first i thought it was odd, then i realize the little sucker is begging for food. now it was very windy that day. so i knew i couldn’t just do the underhanded softball pitch style toss. there’s no way it would make it to him. so i kind of side-armed it ninja throwing star style.
now get this, that piece of bread pierced the air like a missile and hit that bird square on the head. bird didn’t even flinch. it hit him, he gave me the quickest of “dude, wtf?” looks and then snatched that bread up and hopped under one of the riding lawnmowers to chow down.