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  • #1223
    Jor-El
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    Just so everyone knows…

    If you include “of the future” in your business name, your business will always be around.

    What they had a ‘Turkey of the Future’ at the mall and it was BB sized turkey bits?

    I like titties.

    #14610
    El Rustirino
    Participant

    Existing businesses? Hm. Dippin Dots of the Future would be good.

    But fake ones..I would think Movie references would work out best.

    #14606
    Bing
    Participant

    Doctor Smegma’s V.D. Clinic Of The Future….

    For those itches that aren’t all that bad……yet

    #14609
    El Rustirino
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    Doctor Smegma’s V.D. Clinic Of The Future….

    For those itches that aren’t all that bad……yet

    “When the only fuck you’re givin’ is the one you’re givin’ her”

    #14605
    Bing
    Participant

    nice! ๐Ÿ˜€

    #14611
    El Rustirino
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    nice! ๐Ÿ˜€

    I was purposely quoting you, I love that call.

    #14600
    Version3
    Keymaster

    that call… of the future.

    #14608
    El Rustirino
    Participant

    Subject: The Future of Weed Wackers

    discuss.

    #14602
    rob
    Participant

    Shut up, Rusty, gosh!

    ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #14607
    El Rustirino
    Participant

    I’m sorry sir but this is a

    f3ieostyfji6zo7v2kuxfarub3.gif

    #14604
    Bing
    Participant

    But how can you tell who’s wearing a hat?

    #14603
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    But how can you tell who’s wearing a hat?

    If they ain’t bald, or look like some form of animal is hibernating on their head – they must be wearing a hat ๐Ÿ˜›


    If it doesnโ€™t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #14601
    ROSS
    Participant

    Jor-El wrote:

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    If you include “of the future” in your business name, your business will always be around.

    Always be around, so possibly around forever ……. hmmmmmm……… What about, “Switched:On of the future”!!

    Or maybe like dippin dots, it’s not available right now, it will only be available [whisper] “in the future” [/whisper].

    What about something that really makes you think if thats gona be in the future then i sure as hell ain’t gona enjoy the ride there, the kind of thing that would make you think what a kind of fuckpipes are the humans of the future gona be like:
    “Paw-paws chocolate finger gummy-dickcheese-flavoured artificial snack treats for kids – of the future”

    I don’t mean to change topic completly at all, but do you guys [Bryan, Rob and Jerry] think that there is any possibility, no matter how small, of something like, I think it was Corby, mentioned in his message in show 149, of a reunion show or anything at all like a Switched On show EVER, whether it be in the near or distant future?

    Jerry, I’ve been listening to tons of old Switched:On shows, and I bet if that BB sized turkey was real it would be frikkin awesome to lob into a pool or at someones car it would just go everywhere! like you mentioned in show thirty something, dammit man you got up to some crazy shit! I gotta tell you, thoses stories were fucking funny man, I mean I was rollin on the ground just picturing taking a run up and absolutely chucking this toaster out of the apartment into the pool. You the man Jerry!
    Anyway, now Im gona go grab a cantelope and go along and up to the viewing level of my local pool and have some fun!

    #14612
    Armez
    Participant

    Oh SHI-

    Division by Zero…

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