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    While a girl is grabbing your scrote during oral, punch her in the throat, then run outside and steal the rims off her car.


    Never heard of that one. Pretty crazy. I should make some up.


    The Filthy Pig

    Immediately after you orgasm, dump a whole bag of shit that you’ve collected over the last couple of weeks in a grocery bag all over her, then immediately leave, go home, and then make yourself a BLT.


    The Sensitive Gentleman

    Just after you and your lady orgasm, cuddle for at least 20 minutes. Then the next day at work, tell no one of the experience so as to not give her a reputation.

    Wait, I may have missed the point. Shit.


    The Bucho:
    After the sheep cums, rip out the shearers and shave Bucho’s Bitch on her back.

    The Bryan:
    Right before orgasm scream I hate People and ROCK ON!!!! Then move to a new house.

    The Rob:
    After satisfying yourself, passionately kiss your left hand and spit on your right.

    The Frank:
    Put a bag on YOUR head and pretend you are doing it right.

    The Bing:
    At Climax scream “Oh yeah take it PAWPAW!” if she laughs you get oral if she thinks you are wierd you go back to sleeping over at Frank’s where he doesn’t mind what you call him.

    The Rusty:
    Insert, Finish, Celebrate.

    The THX1138:
    Pump away and say “I thought they smelled bad on the outside”

    The Digitaltopia:
    Get her from behind and smack her with dwarf retards until she begs for more.


    At least a few of those made me laugh pretty hard.

    sorry, I would have responded to this sooner, but I was busy packing for my next move. 😛


    You’re some kind of comedic genius Bing. I don’t know what kind, but I like it.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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