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    tekubus2002: hello
    tekubus2002: are you nice girl
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes! A/S/L?
    tekubus2002: hello
    tekubus2002: i am not your age
    tekubus2002: some older
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That’s ok!
    tekubus2002: i am 28
    tekubus2002: not too good for girl like you
    tekubus2002: you are living in america
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes!
    tekubus2002: i have visa for to come and stay
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Where do you live?
    tekubus2002: i am now living in london
    tekubus2002: but i am from africa my birth
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you are a black man?
    tekubus2002: i have many place in my heart for night gorl like you
    tekubus2002: i am brown
    tekubus2002: of color
    tekubus2002: but do not have ugly face as do some
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am glad to hear that!
    tekubus2002: it is ferturs they say
    tekubus2002: some do not like the brown in the face
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why not? Because it looks like poop?
    tekubus2002: do you like ?
    tekubus2002: some say cake some say poop
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I like it!
    tekubus2002: i say cake
    tekubus2002: ithink you are nice and special
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Thank you!
    tekubus2002: for me to have as one day to be a wofe
    tekubus2002: or maybe a nice friend
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Really? I would love to be your wife, if you are kind and gentle.
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What would you do to win my love?
    tekubus2002: what would you have me do my prince ?
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Tell me!
    tekubus2002: i would make you a bed of the roses and lay on you then
    tekubus2002: so that you would feel pretty and warm
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You would lay on me?
    tekubus2002: ok
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Like a man-blanket?
    tekubus2002: i said so ok
    tekubus2002: yes
    tekubus2002: a blanked made of from me
    tekubus2002: you liek this concep ?
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I do!
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you be other types of furniture for me?
    tekubus2002: if you had no furniture
    tekubus2002: perhaps
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you be a sofa when I wanted to sit and watch TV?
    tekubus2002: i do not make proper otomon
    tekubus2002: if it please you to sit i will be stand for your pleasure
    tekubus2002: as long as you become in love and happy for me
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That would be lovely!
    tekubus2002: i know this
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If it was dark, would you be a lamp for me?
    tekubus2002: i do not lisht from my body but perhaps if i had a light in my hand
    tekubus2002: or a bulb
    tekubus2002: i could make less darkness
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If you put a bulb in your mouth…
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And then an electrical cord up your ass.
    tekubus2002: i have seen this work
    tekubus2002: on the television
    tekubus2002: maybe
    tekubus2002: on the uncle fester i have seen
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes!
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you could be a whole living room set of furniture for me!
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You have made me so happy.
    tekubus2002: but i dio not know if this is something that is scientific
    tekubus2002: i am glad you have become happy now
    tekubus2002: when will we greet
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You are coming in March?
    tekubus2002: i have a apointment in new york in march i will maybe see you if you like me to be with you
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am in California.
    tekubus2002: its ok
    tekubus2002: i can come there too
    tekubus2002: from train goes there
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If you come I want you to do something special for me.
    tekubus2002: are you living with parents ?
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes
    tekubus2002: you can come out from the house to greeting at the train someday
    tekubus2002: we can go exploring your country’s side
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What I want you to do is this:
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I want you to rent a hotel room.
    tekubus2002: ok am listening
    tekubus2002: go head
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And I want you to be all the furniture in the hotel room.
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And then we will make love.
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you understand?
    tekubus2002: at one time ?
    tekubus2002: yes i do
    tekubus2002: but only one perhapos
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It needs to be everything.
    tekubus2002: and then become other and then other
    tekubus2002: i am not so decorative i think
    tekubus2002: but we will find a way
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I want to sit on you as a chair and watch TV – which is you pretending to be the TV – at the same time as you the refrigerator keeps my food cold.
    tekubus2002: i want to try
    tekubus2002: but i do not know scientist to keep cold
    tekubus2002: but i have a warm body foor keeping your feet wart
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I think you can do anything!
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You seem so smart!
    tekubus2002: and your vagina warm to the touch maybe
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Maybe!
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you and i would make love?
    tekubus2002: i am so smart and you can learn from me as i teaching you things of that nature
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: okay!
    tekubus2002: would you be able to appreciate this ?
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What would you teach me?
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have always had a fantasy about making love to a bedside table.
    tekubus2002: we have many sexual customs in my country wich we find sex
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Tell me about some of them.
    tekubus2002: do you have circumsised ?
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Of course! You can buy furniture uncircumcised (natural) or circumcised (veneer).
    tekubus2002: yes exactly
    tekubus2002: we have one women who are not
    tekubus2002: they are considered hrony
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh really?
    tekubus2002: and we have ones that have this procedure
    tekubus2002: and they are good wives
    tekubus2002: not sluts
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Interesting
    tekubus2002: it is not painful
    tekubus2002: ony with one pinch only
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So I should have that done?
    tekubus2002: if you wish to become a good bride and sit with no regard
    tekubus2002: yes !
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If you act as all the furniture in a hotel room of love I will gladly let you cut the hell out of my cooter.
    tekubus2002: this is a good measure
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Sounds fair.
    tekubus2002: and you will love me more for this is my custom
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But before you do, I want to use you as EVERY piece of furniture.
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I want you to be my ice machine.
    tekubus2002: as such ?
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I want you to be my closet.
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I want you to be my toilet.
    tekubus2002: i do not know if i can become things like irioning board
    tekubus2002: this becomes hot to the surface
    tekubus2002: toilet?
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes
    tekubus2002: i think you might now want that
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I do!
    tekubus2002: go to the bathroom on my body?
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: IN your body.
    tekubus2002: oh
    tekubus2002: well ok so it is
    tekubus2002: it is only one sacrifice for my love and nature
    tekubus2002: what would you wna t to do with my penis ?
    tekubus2002: as i am very stong in the penis
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Really!
    tekubus2002: oh yes
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I would like your penis to be furniture too.
    tekubus2002: how is this
    tekubus2002: while it was elongate ?
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Either way…
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: When it is elongate I would like it to be a curtain rod.
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And while it is flaccid I would like it to be a doorstop.
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: In the hotel room.
    tekubus2002: it is useful in this manner
    tekubus2002: as long as it can be it can be only many things
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I understand!
    tekubus2002: good
    tekubus2002: it can not be some things
    tekubus2002: but others yes
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What can it not be?
    tekubus2002: it cannot be a devining rod
    tekubus2002: i have not had much success with finding water while it is elongate
    tekubus2002: only if while i urinate in the direction of my face
    a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you do that often?

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    #14670
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    Whiskey – Tango – Foxtrot.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #14671
    Jor-El
    Participant

    Exactly.

    I like titties.

    #14666
    Bucho
    Participant

    You had me at hello.

    No wait …

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #14672
    Bing
    Participant

    Uh…yeah….I’m gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you on that one……..yeah…….right.

    *office space*

    #14669
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    After reading the post, I could have sworn I heard the wind blowing, whilst the crickets chirped and a distant bell tolls.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #14674
    Armez
    Participant

    tekubus2002: as i am very stong in the penis

    Is about where I lost my mind…

    #14673
    El Rustirino
    Participant

    You know, this is hilarious, but.

    Um.

    This may or may not be hypocritical, but you might wanna lay off the fat bulls, dude

    #14675
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    I hope it was beneficial.

    #14667
    rob
    Participant

    I like how he can’t find water with his penis.

    #14668
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    rob wrote:
    I like how he can’t find water with his penis.

    That’s not something I want to see.

    Somebody walking around a field using his penis as a divining rod.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

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