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The Berenst*in Bears Conspiracy

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  • #63432
    Larkitect
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    Growing up I remember them being the BerenstEin Bears. And I always thought it was odd because on commercials for the cartoons they would pronounce it BerenstAin.

    But apparently they are now (and have always been?) The Berenstain Bears.

    What’s worse, everyone I’ve talked to about this that is familiar with them remembers them being Berenstein.

    http://woodbetweenworlds.blogspot.com/2012/08/the-berenstein-bears-we-are-living-in.html

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #63478
    rob
    rob
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    Are you Jewish? That’s so out of left field it’s great.

    #63484
    Larkitect
    Larkitect
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    LOL I’ve never been asked that my entire life!

    Nope, not Jewish. But I love you asked me that. Too funny.

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    #63488
    Version3
    Version3
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    I stopped thinking about them because they are fucking stupid (pretty much true of all of the bear characters from childhood… interesting). Anyway, I’ve never heard the pronunciation/spelling thing, but I hate the new position on the matter. Fuck ‘them’ and their fucking bears.

    #63505
    Larkitect
    Larkitect
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    Wow, sounds like the Captain has some unresolved childhood issues involving Jew-bears. Explains his fascination with the Poopin’ Bears those first few shows.

    • This reply was modified 3 years, 9 months ago by Larkitect Larkitect.
    • This reply was modified 3 years, 9 months ago by Larkitect Larkitect.

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    #63509
    Bucho
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    I stopped thinking about them because they are fucking stupid (pretty much true of all of the bear characters from childhood… interesting). Anyway, I’ve never heard the pronunciation/spelling thing, but I hate the new position on the matter. Fuck ‘them’ and their fucking bears.
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    I don’t know much about the Berenstein Bears but I do know for a fact that if you’re including Baloo in the bear characters from childhood who’re fucking stupid category we shall be forced to become nemeses.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #63517
    Larkitect
    Larkitect
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    Wasn’t there a rejected Disney candy called Baloo Balls?

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    #63521
    Bucho
    Bucho
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    Yeah, it was sold with Donald Dicks, Pluto Penises and Mickey Vaginas.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #63527
    Version3
    Version3
    Keymaster

    I don’t have an opinion of Baloo… because I couldn’t really ever get through the movie (original) once I was old enough to remember it. But I did say “pretty much” so I allowed for a tiny bit of flexibility. That said, name even one more bear that isn’t. I don’t think there are any, the rest smell of Darkwing Duck Dick-cheese.

    #63529
    rob
    rob
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    The one-two punch of Baloo Balls and then Donald Dicks made me almost spit out my food.

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