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  • #351
    rob
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    Yes, THAT day. I’m having that day. In fact, I’ve been having that day for about two months now.

    That day when you want to smack that stupid pimple-faced bitch right in the temple, causing her brain to bleed.

    That day, when all decency seems to go out the window, as she watches other people do her work for her, as she makes mistakes that only someone without any training would make, disguising them as mistakes, when they really point out what a lazy person she is.

    That day when you finally tell her what a worthless, soulless, moronic piece of shit she is, that she’d been better off joining the circus or some shit, that her meaningless trite spouting from her foul visage is a testament to her banality, that the world is a worse place for having her in it…that day.

    Today — today is my final “that” day..

    #5285
    El Rustirino
    Participant

    :O

    What exactly happen, robbay? I can’t understand your riddles today – I had to go to school

    #5278
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Somebody got a word of the day calendar as a going away present. 😀

    #5279
    rob
    Participant

    Hey, at least I didn’t say “mediocrity”.

    #5277
    Version3
    Keymaster

    I used that one in a meeting or rant or something the other day and got a funny ‘hey!’ look from Jerry.

    #5281
    Bing
    Participant

    I wish I had someone to call stupid.

    AAAYYY Someone call me on the phone so I can call you stupid!!!

    sinks back into the couch to watch another Jackass DVD

    #5276
    Version3
    Keymaster

    I’m having that day where there are hot fake boobs everywhere. I wanna smack those too!

    Yep, back in Cali

    #5284
    El Rustirino
    Participant

    I don’t get it

    I’m having that day – where it’s a million degrees out and you’re about to just leave your shirt and jeans in a trash can somewhere and ride home from school in your underwear. That day

    #5282
    Bing
    Participant

    So far it seems to me the Captain is having the best “that” day…..

    #5280
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    So far it seems to me the Captain is having the best “that” day…..

    Not quite.

    His head isn’t between them blowing raspberries.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #5283
    Frank
    Participant

    Rob, please believe me when I say I feel your pain. I’m working with some of the biggest idiots of all time. I have honestly never worked at a place so void of intelligence … I do believe it’s draining the life force right out of me. So bad that I envy Bing, all crippled and whatnot at home.

    Sigh.

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