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  • #6775
    Bing
    Participant

    Here’s to hoping the SOS’ers wait out all the storms spanking Texas these past few days

    #477
    Bing
    Participant

    Here’s to hoping the SOS’ers wait out all the storms spanking Texas these past few days.

    #6757
    Version3
    Keymaster

    We are doing okay, but one of the tornados yesterday hit half a mile from my house yesterday, tore up a Mexican restaurant that we frequent. Too close. In our area, we got 10 inches (nearly a fucking foot!) of rain yesterday. Geeze!

    #6759
    Version3
    Keymaster

    We are doing okay, but one of the tornados yesterday hit half a mile from my house yesterday, tore up a Mexican restaurant that we frequent. Too close. In our area, we got 10 inches (nearly a fucking foot!) of rain yesterday. Geeze!

    #6768
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    If you hear any strange booming voices (with an echo for effect), asking you to build a big fucking boat to transport various animals, that’s when to panic.

    Either that or it’s Animal Rescue larking around with a loudhailer.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #6766
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    If you hear any strange booming voices (with an echo for effect), asking you to build a big fucking boat to transport various animals, that’s when to panic.

    Either that or it’s Animal Rescue larking around with a loudhailer.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #6770
    Octavious
    Participant

    Awww Hell!

    Good to see you guys that are okay.

    #6772
    Octavious
    Participant

    Awww Hell!

    Good to see you guys that are okay.

    #6779
    Armez
    Participant

    a few lawn ornaments are missing from my lawn…

    my mom is pissed because now she has to buy more plast ic flamingoes…

    needless to say I’m grounded from the computer

    #6778
    Armez
    Participant

    a few lawn ornaments are missing from my lawn…

    my mom is pissed because now she has to buy more plast ic flamingoes…

    needless to say I’m grounded from the computer

    #6777
    Bing
    Participant

    **deep booming voice**

    Bryan, you will build a giant boat and carry two of all volkswagons and computers….

    ….

    …oh, don’t forget the wife and child…….

    #6774
    Bing
    Participant

    **deep booming voice**

    Bryan, you will build a giant boat and carry two of all volkswagons and computers….

    ….

    …oh, don’t forget the wife and child…….

    #6760
    Version3
    Keymaster

    I better start looking for original schwimmwagens now.

    #6758
    Version3
    Keymaster

    I better start looking for original schwimmwagens now.

    #6762
    Bucho
    Participant

    You probably should make room for Paw-Paw too, with no land on the left side of the dude on the left you’re definitely going to want Paw-Paw around.

    “Paw-Paw loves you kids … and you lambs … and you cubs …”

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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