:::: MENU ::::

The Switched ON Show

The Switched ON Show | Comedic Chaos and Stuff

Susie-Q Style Songs

  • Comments Off on Susie-Q Style Songs

Susie-Q Style Songs

Latest Replies Forums The Orange Lounge Susie-Q Style Songs

Viewing 5 posts - 1 through 5 (of 5 total)
  • Author
    Posts
  • #659
    YouFollowMe
    Participant

    While listening to Show 120, I came up with some Susie-q songs.

    We did it doggie style
    With a nail file
    Oh, Susie-q

    You gave some good good head
    Even though you were dead
    Oh, Susie-q

    You guys got anymore?.

    #9444
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Our love life was in a rut,
    ’till you took it in the butt…
    Oh, Susie Q.

    Your boobies made me a big fan,
    ’till I found out you’re a man…
    Oh, Susie Q.

    If you won’t sit on my pole,
    I’ll just rub it ‘tween your rolls…
    Oh, Susie Q.

    Damn Susie do you wipe,
    Your cooter smells like a sewer pipe…
    Oh, *cough* *cough* Susie Q.

    #9446
    Bucho
    Participant

    Yes. I have these ones.

    Her teeth chew broken glass
    Her face looks like her ass
    Oh, Susie Q

    She slapped me with her mitts
    Then beat me with her tits
    Oh, Susie Q

    She tastes like mouldy socks
    She smells like Pawpaw’s cock
    Oh, Susie Q

    She’ll shit all over your yard
    Unless you eat all her lard
    Oh, Susie Q

    Her beard was full and thick
    Her penis made me sick
    Oh, Susie Q

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #9447
    Armez
    Participant

    I fucked her so hard,
    I made her a tard
    Oh, Susie Q

    She stroked her man meat
    and left a big o’ stain on my sheet
    Oh, Susie Q

    Her penis was bright orange
    and she smashed mine in a door-hinge
    Oh, Susie Q

    Her penis was kinda burned
    and why the fuck am I fuck am I still fucking her?
    Oh, Susie Q

    #9445
    Bucho
    Participant

    She came at me like spam
    I socked her with a ham
    Oh, Susie Q

    She smells like bowling pins
    Like pus and vitamins
    Oh, Susie Q

    She weighs near half a ton
    She got a tar filled lung
    Oh, Susie Q

    She ate nine hundred ants
    Before she wet her pants
    Oh Susie Spew.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

Viewing 5 posts - 1 through 5 (of 5 total)
  • You must be logged in to reply to this topic.