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  • #1288
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Jessica found this ad on Craigslist, it was removed before I could even post this.

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    FREE Jew to GOOD Home
    Reply to: sale-356032990@craigslist.org
    Date: 2007-06-19, 11:37PM

    I have a slightly used and mildly retarded Jew that I no longer need. I used to room with him and he never failed to end up with large amounts of sand in his vagina. He complains way too much, has no social life, and is in a state of constant denial about his religion. If anyone can find it in the kindness of their heart to adopt this poor lost, pathetic Jew, please let me know. Thanks, and Shalom

    Original URL: http://dallas.craigslist.org/zip/356032990.html


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    It originally included a photo of said Jew.

    #15158
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    Someone is bound to put an Arab up there. 😯


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #15159
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    That’s great!

    #15161
    Bing
    Participant

    I paid $12,000 for that Jew and he skipped town!!!!!

    #15156
    Bucho
    Participant

    Yeah, he’s round at my house, I’m using him to smuggle sand across the border into the South Island.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #15162
    Bing
    Participant
    Bucho wrote:
    Yeah, he’s round at my house, I’m using him to smuggle sand across the border into the South Island.

    Where does he hide it?

    #15157
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    Bucho wrote:
    Yeah, he’s round at my house, I’m using him to smuggle sand across the border into the South Island.

    Where does he hide it?

    He snorts it.

    😯


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #15155
    Bucho
    Participant
    Version3 wrote:
    … never failed to end up with large amounts of sand in his vagina. He complains …

    You ain’t getting me like that Bing.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #15160
    Bing
    Participant

    Damnit!

    Them foriegners are all smart and stuff…

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