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  • #1785
    digitaltopia
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    So, Star Wars. Yup. Heard a lot about Star Wars.

    My favorite part is where Luke starts to bone Leah, and he’s yelling, “You’re my sister! You’re my sister!”

    Oh wait, that was from Star Joe Dirt Wars.

    #21240
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    I like the part in epsiode VI when Han (either accidentally or purposely) touches Leias boob outside the shield generator bunker.

    Well if you’re gonna die might as well squeeze the anti-stress toys.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #21244
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    I read today that BioWare might be working on another Star Wars online RPG.

    #21238
    ROSS
    Participant
    digitaltopia wrote:
    I read today that BioWare might be working on another Star Wars online RPG.

    Would it be yet another expansion for Star Wars Galaxies, or an entirely new Star Wars online game?

    #21249
    Bing
    Participant

    Bing’s Best Bodacious Baddest of SW

    Craptom Menace
    best = Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon on the federation ship at beginning
    worst = 7 hour long podrace

    Attack the Drones
    best = kamino
    worst = Dooku parries and thrusts AFTER yoda is BEHIND him near the end of their duel (feedback welcome)

    Revenge of the Sith Happens
    best = Obi vs Grievous / Yoda vs Sidious (tie)
    worst = battle of kashykk last 3 seconds

    A New Pope
    best = HAN SHOT FIRST!!!
    worst = Han shooting second

    Empire Strikes Out
    best = Running hyperdrive joke
    worst = Incest kiss

    Return of the Dude
    best = 2 words “Metal” “Bikini”
    worst = American Idol at Jabba’s palace

    and there it is…..agree…disagree…flame
    do what you gotta do…

    #21237
    ROSS
    Participant

    Not bad Bing, I probably agree with most of your Best Bodacious Baddest of SW things, apart from the best Epire Strikes Back moment, my favourite part has got to be finally getting to see vader fight properly, because the vader and obi wan duel in A New Hope is a little bit shitty! Dont get me wrong, I do understand, yes its an old man against someone who is 75% machine so its bound to not be so as eventful as luke versus vader, but I think it could have been better than what it was.

    One thing that ive found quite funny, is that this is the first one of your four posts which hasn’t refered to Robs sexuality!

    #21236
    Version3
    Keymaster

    And he left to VMs for play on the next show too. 🙂

    #21248
    Bing
    Participant

    Vader fighting was cool, maybe when Lucas releases the super-bombad special edition he will digitally replace the ANH duel with two old guys with canes.

    Of course the bastard will still have Han shooting second.

    Rob’s sexuality?…..Lucas probably will want to change that too.

    #21243
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    It would be an entirely new Star Wars game. BioWare is very, very good at making RPGs, so it’d be interesting to see what they come up with, if they do it.

    #21239
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    Apparently Carrie Fisher was worried about the metal bikini, and some of the crew said that they could see her exhaust port.

    😯 😯 😯 😯


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #21246
    Octavious
    Participant
    digitaltopia wrote:
    It would be an entirely new Star Wars game. BioWare is very, very good at making RPGs, so it’d be interesting to see what they come up with, if they do it.

    If, and When?

    #21242
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    I’m not sure about if and when, but it’s refrenced on page 17 of the June 2006 issue of PC Gamer magazine. Along with a pic that’s just dang funny.

    #21247
    Bing
    Participant
    Pa-ul wrote:
    Apparently Carrie Fisher was worried about the metal bikini, and some of the crew said that they could see her exhaust port.

    😯 😯 😯 😯

    Which one the main port or the small thermal exhaust port?

    not that I’d care personally…..ALL HAIL THE METAL BIKINI!!!!

    #21245
    Octavious
    Participant
    digitaltopia wrote:
    I’m not sure about if and when, but it’s refrenced on page 17 of the June 2006 issue of PC Gamer magazine. Along with a pic that’s just dang funny.

    What so dang funny and whats the pic?

    #21241
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    It’s a pic from Star Wars Galaxies. It shows a guy (looks like he’s in speeder gear) sitting on the ground with his legs bent up and his arms on this knees. Then there’s a woman laying on the ground prone with her head beneath his hands and between his legs. There’s a speech bubble above his head that says, “I love you.” It’s all very well done.

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