SOS Holiday Wish List

[Bing]

In the spirit of giving….

I saw Santa yesterday and asked him for the following.

For Rusty and Armez some pubic hair and an easy girlfriend.
For Bucho some Buddha tools to help at work and a New Zealand to English dictionary
For Djohnson a PS3 and a Xbox 360 to settle the argument once and for all.
For Octavious a real life lightsaber (red colored).
For Scatt a free trip to North Carolina to see “Tracy” (“Oh, May-uhn”).
For Phil a bottle of booze and a phone card to call SOS with.
For YouFollowMe? a grammy for his latest album.
For Frank a woman made of breasts and french fries (with a side of ranch).
For BSherrod a naked Jessica Alba to watch Family Guy with.
For Ivan a visit from the vulva aliens of Garton VII
For NEWMAAAAUGH!!! A Booniecast Reunion

and for Bryan, Jerry, and Rob a bunch of new listeners (Santa said the elves would get a kick outta the show)

…but then I changed my mind and asked for a new TV and a lifetime supply of Fibercon.
…its the thought that counts…right?

nuthin but not gay holiday love.

[djohnson]

That made me smile 🙂

Now, I’m making a wish for you, Bing. Betcha can’t guess what it is…

…In a non-gay way…

[Octavious]

Well thank you Bing. At least it will be something that I will get for Christmas.

[Ivan]

Yay, Bing!! Thanks for representing Ivan. Them vulva aliens is hot bitchez.

[rob]

New listeners would be nice, but Frank’s gift sounds pretty nice, too.

Nice Eddie Izzard reference, by the way, if that’s what it actually was…

[Bing]

Izzard it is.

Nice catch!

[Armez]

rob wrote:

New listeners would be nice, but Frank’s gift sounds pretty nice, too.

Nice Eddie Izzard reference, by the way, if that’s what it actually was…

Yeah I’m workin on get us some more listeners…a friend o mine burned a couple sample cds…

gon try to requruit my friends and shit…

yeah…is anyone else doin this?

[Version3]

Ejecting and burning more as I type. I have about 80 discs finished so far. I’ve handed out 5 or 6 to total strangers already.

[Ivan]

Got my roommate to listen. Will try to get more.

[Octavious]

**on knees praying**
Santa, please give the Orange Lounge a great present by killing those spammers.

[Octavious]

Another one Santa… can you present us with another woman to talk about besides Lindsay Lohan.

[rob]

::sniff, sniff:: boobies? ::sniff::

[Bucho]

NZ dictionary –

aardvark: Fucked up looking ant-eater type critter with armoured shell.
aayy: Greeting used by mentally unstable fans of SwitchedOn podcast.
abacus: Counting thing with things that slide on things.
…

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Frank]

Ah, Bing, you remembered! That’s so thoughtful. A wish for Bing? How about a portfolio filled with naked pictures of Ms. “Kara Thrice” signed by here with a big smile. I would say she could come to your house, but unless you can pull off getting Rusty Wallace for Bingette, I don’t think it’s going to happen.

Peace, love and happiness to all the SOSers this holiday season … all of which in a non-gay way.

Oh what the hell, it is Christmas, gay love for everyone. Newman, come on over here and sit on pawpaw’s lap … 🙂

Only joking … here’s to more boobies in 2007!

[Bing]

Actually if Starbuck shows up Bingette gets to go first.

that’ll be a cool day.

also…you’re right Frank, it’s Christmas.

GAY LOVE FOR NEWMAAAUGGH!!!

Everybody now!!!! Show your appreciation for the 4th member of SOS “NEWMAAAAUUUUUUGH!!!!”

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