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  • #619
    Bing
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    In the spirit of giving….

    I saw Santa yesterday and asked him for the following.

    For Rusty and Armez some pubic hair and an easy girlfriend.
    For Bucho some Buddha tools to help at work and a New Zealand to English dictionary
    For Djohnson a PS3 and a Xbox 360 to settle the argument once and for all.
    For Octavious a real life lightsaber (red colored).
    For Scatt a free trip to North Carolina to see “Tracy” (“Oh, May-uhn”).
    For Phil a bottle of booze and a phone card to call SOS with.
    For YouFollowMe? a grammy for his latest album.
    For Frank a woman made of breasts and french fries (with a side of ranch).
    For BSherrod a naked Jessica Alba to watch Family Guy with.
    For Ivan a visit from the vulva aliens of Garton VII
    For NEWMAAAAUGH!!! A Booniecast Reunion

    and for Bryan, Jerry, and Rob a bunch of new listeners (Santa said the elves would get a kick outta the show)

    …but then I changed my mind and asked for a new TV and a lifetime supply of Fibercon.
    …its the thought that counts…right?

    nuthin but not gay holiday love.

    #8987
    djohnson
    Participant

    That made me smile 🙂

    Now, I’m making a wish for you, Bing. Betcha can’t guess what it is…

    …In a non-gay way…

    #8993
    Octavious
    Participant

    Well thank you Bing. At least it will be something that I will get for Christmas.

    #9003
    Ivan
    Participant

    Yay, Bing!! Thanks for representing Ivan. Them vulva aliens is hot bitchez.

    #8986
    rob
    Participant

    New listeners would be nice, but Frank’s gift sounds pretty nice, too.

    Nice Eddie Izzard reference, by the way, if that’s what it actually was…

    #8996
    Bing
    Participant

    Izzard it is.

    Nice catch!

    #8999
    Armez
    Participant
    rob wrote:
    New listeners would be nice, but Frank’s gift sounds pretty nice, too.

    Nice Eddie Izzard reference, by the way, if that’s what it actually was…

    Yeah I’m workin on get us some more listeners…a friend o mine burned a couple sample cds…

    gon try to requruit my friends and shit…

    yeah…is anyone else doin this?

    #8980
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Ejecting and burning more as I type. I have about 80 discs finished so far. I’ve handed out 5 or 6 to total strangers already.

    #9002
    Ivan
    Participant

    Got my roommate to listen. Will try to get more.

    #8991
    Octavious
    Participant

    **on knees praying**
    Santa, please give the Orange Lounge a great present by killing those spammers.

    #8992
    Octavious
    Participant

    Another one Santa… can you present us with another woman to talk about besides Lindsay Lohan.

    #8985
    rob
    Participant

    ::sniff, sniff:: boobies? ::sniff::

    #8982
    Bucho
    Participant

    NZ dictionary –

    aardvark: Fucked up looking ant-eater type critter with armoured shell.
    aayy: Greeting used by mentally unstable fans of SwitchedOn podcast.
    abacus: Counting thing with things that slide on things.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #8997
    Frank
    Participant

    Ah, Bing, you remembered! That’s so thoughtful. A wish for Bing? How about a portfolio filled with naked pictures of Ms. “Kara Thrice” signed by here with a big smile. I would say she could come to your house, but unless you can pull off getting Rusty Wallace for Bingette, I don’t think it’s going to happen.

    Peace, love and happiness to all the SOSers this holiday season … all of which in a non-gay way.

    Oh what the hell, it is Christmas, gay love for everyone. Newman, come on over here and sit on pawpaw’s lap … 🙂

    Only joking … here’s to more boobies in 2007!

    #8995
    Bing
    Participant

    Actually if Starbuck shows up Bingette gets to go first.

    that’ll be a cool day.

    also…you’re right Frank, it’s Christmas.

    GAY LOVE FOR NEWMAAAUGGH!!!

    Everybody now!!!! Show your appreciation for the 4th member of SOS “NEWMAAAAUUUUUUGH!!!!”

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