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So … where is everybody?

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  • #5540
    YouFollowMe
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    Yeah, I’ve been working a lot too. But damn it, I just used some of my tips to get the 300 DVD, so you can’t argue with the results.

    #5531
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    YouFollowMe? wrote:
    Yeah, I’ve been working a lot too. But damn it, I just used some of my tips to get the 300 DVD, so you can’t argue with the results.

    Here’s another tip :

    Don’t eat yellow snow 😀


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #5534
    digitaltopia
    Participant
    Pa-ul wrote:
    YouFollowMe? wrote:
    Yeah, I’ve been working a lot too. But damn it, I just used some of my tips to get the 300 DVD, so you can’t argue with the results.

    Here’s another tip :

    Don’t eat yellow snow 😀

    Or red tampons.

    #5530
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    When out in the woods, never use a leaf to wipe your arse.

    It could be a nettle.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #5539
    Octavious
    Participant

    Working, and reading Harry Potter. But work has finally died down so I can do some of the fun stuff.

    #5533
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    When approaching a new woman to talk with her, always knock on her head twice for luck.

    #5542
    Bing
    Participant

    I spent all morning trying to stand up so I could rub one out to Madeline Albright…..

    I finally settled for a squat and Richard Simmons in drag…….

    …all in all a pretty productive day I thought……

    #5551
    GeorgiaJames
    Participant

    I agree about being busy and going through SOS withdrawals.

    The company I work for is changing models of cell phones that they are getting so instead of hurrying up and shipping the new units I am forced to take all of the damaged ones and piece together complete units.

    Damn slow assed bastards.

    I don’t care if you sound garbled, take it to the retail location and see if they can fix it from here. The fucker rings doesn’t it?

    And get this shit,

    I was voted employee of the month.. (Yeah I know, hoo fucking rah) by all of the managers at work..
    By the way I am the oldest local employee in the state.

    But the fucking head cheese overrides ALL of the managers and gives it to an employee who has been there for less than 5 months who doesn’t even really speak english. And all he does is push a motherfucking broom. Barely knows how to say good morning.

    Somedays I wish that I was insane enough to walk into work and beat the head cheese within an inch of his life and let the other employees come in and take that last inch.

    But hey, there’s always poison 🙂

    #5541
    Bing
    Participant

    I vote GeorgiaJames for SOS’er of the month..

    #5549
    Armez
    Participant

    I’ve been busy on secret hacker websites I won’t speak of or SOS might get hacked…

    Photoshop is fun…

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