Just for the record, I thought I was good at photoshopping but GODDAMIT Bryan, you’ve got to teach me the ways of the Force, man. Either that or find me a cool job so I can quit the shithole I’m working at now.
FYI, in case anyone here is thinking about getting into a career in newspapers, go ahead and do yourself and favor and shoot yourself now. It’ll save you both time and money in the long run, trust me.