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  • #1876
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Man, this story about the Porn Star ( NSFW: Stormy Daniels) running for Senate has got me thinking more about my boobies will fix the economy, and government theory… We need more hot ass women like this in government.

    I just want her to come over to my house and “take a poll”.

    -And at least this time the porn star running for office is hot, not like that goofy bitch that ran for Governor out in CA.

    #22109
    rob
    Participant

    Tig ol’ bitties!

    I’m not sure about that, though, Bryan. We got enough dumb ass politicians. Do we actually need more that are just out to try and get with some hot women? And…she doesn’t look too bright, unless those are her brains.

    #22107
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Okay, let me put it another way…

    Who would you rather have in office, a guy who has arguably accomplished very little*, is famous for looking for gay sex in a bathroom and looks like this: 220px-Larry_Craig_official_portrait.jpg

    Or, a woman in office, who arguably could accomplish very little, has been paid to have straight and lesbian sex in a bathroom and looks like this: stormydaniels.jpg

    I know which one would force more people to tune into CSPAN once in a while, and who knows… they might even learn something.

    *I should clarify the only actual political remake by saying my point is that they current process seems to allow for none of them to make much of a difference, accomplish very little and hang around forever.

    #22110
    rob
    Participant

    You know — it’s hard to even debate that. LOOK AT DA TITTIES!

    Anyone who can drive home a point by showing me some hot chick’s titties is tops in my book.

    Bryan for Pres! ‘Cause he brings the titties!

    #22111
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    It would certainly bring new meaning to there being pork in politics. Or trying to get pork into politics. Or your pork into politics. Or your pork into her.

    #22108
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Love the revisions ‘topia… made me laugh. 😀

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