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Rob sees Dr. Bing

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  • #1509
    Bing
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    Fearing he has lost his comedic timing Rob goes to see the therapist Dr. Bing.

    DB “Come on in Rob and make yourself comfortable”
    RM “I don’t know what’s wrong with me Doc, I just don’t feel funny anymore”

    DB “I see, well come over here and cup my buttock”
    RM “Uh, that will make me funny again?”
    DB “Oh, so this is all about YOU huh?”
    RM “Are you sure you know what you are doing?”
    DB “No, but let’s get started. Let’s try some word association. I’ll say something and you say the first thing that comes to mind”

    DB “Funny”
    RM “Chicken”

    DB “Chicken”
    RM “Poo”

    DB “Poo”
    RM “Boobies”

    DB “Boobies”
    RM “Funny”

    DB “Well that seems to be normal. Anything going on in your life you want to talk about?”
    RM “Well Doc, lately I’ve been feeling like…”

    **alarm rings**

    DB “I’m sorry Mr Michaels, I’m afraid that’s all the time we have this week”
    RM “What the hell!”

    DB “If you can just pay out front, I’ll see you next week”

    Will Rob come back….did he ever loose his funny timing, or is it all in his head?
    Tune in to the guy who posts under this one and see what happens.

    Rob, dude you’re the shit, now get off your ass and be funny again….or I’ll give Rusty directions to your house.

    nuthin but non-gay President lovin, buttock cupping, chicken-obsessed poo
    -bing

    #18239
    Octavious
    Participant

    Bing, you never cease to amaze me.

    #18237
    Bucho
    Participant

    Magnificent. Again.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #18238
    rob
    Participant

    I have been working on this, Dr. Bing. I believe that most of my problems are due to a lack of focus. Work has been very difficult lately, but I have decided the problems there aren’t worth my happiness. Because of this, I should be back to my normal idiotic ridiculous self very soon.

    #18240
    Bing
    Participant

    Perhaps the people you work with need a good cupping of the buttock?

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